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Amy Marsh, October 5th, 2010
It was an ugly death for such a pretty boy. Neighbors complained of the smell. Police clambered into the canyon and soon found the corpse, rotting in a heat wave, a distilled water bottle between...
Amy Marsh, September 30th, 2010
After the fall of original sin, Adam and Eve wore aprons of fig leaves to cover their naughty bits. In Western art the effect of this biblical story is so pervasive that we accept the convention of...
Amy Marsh, September 22nd, 2010
Like children, older adults in our society are perceived to be at greater risk for abuse and exploitation, and therefore in need of specialized protection and intervention. Last week I wrote about...
Amy Marsh, September 16th, 2010
Resignation is not consent. Weariness and terror are not enjoyment. What seems compliant is not necessarily voluntary. Symptoms of the Stockholm Syndrome are not equivalent to a submissive’s...
Amy Marsh, September 8th, 2010
We could call it POK for short—a support group for parents of kinky teenage and adult children. Of course, if it were called Parents and Friends of Kink, we could then call it P-FOK. "Hey, hon, I’m...
Amy Marsh, September 1st, 2010
Move on over, Dr. Ruth! When a specialist in human sexuality says, as Dr. Ruth did recently, "there is nothing new under the sun," it’s time to move on, as she has, to other areas of interest. As...
Amy Marsh, August 25th, 2010
Ecosexology is to sexology as ecopsychology is to psychology. Ecosexology merges environmental consciousness with an expanded inquiry into human sexual behavior. But unlike ecopsychology,...
Amy Marsh, August 18th, 2010
Diluted barium washed across silver leaf creates a muted rosy glow, giving an old world patina to newly gilded furniture. The vapors are also extremely unpleasant and persistent. You don’t just...
Amy Marsh, August 11th, 2010
Implications for Modern Times World history, as seen through the eyes of a sexologist, could be viewed as a massive, continuous stomping of sex-positive people and cultures by sex-negative ones....
Amy Marsh, August 4th, 2010
Restoration. Sovereignty. I strongly associate these words with sexual healing. But these words also ripple through me today in a special way. Today, July 31st, is Restoration Day in Hawai’i,...
Amy Marsh, July 28th, 2010
I'm in the Puna district of Hawai'i island—and all night long the neighbors were having noisy sex. Group sex. Lots and lots of sex in the fitful humid night. So here I am, sleep deprived at dawn,...
Amy Marsh, July 21st, 2010
Master Sunyata Saraswati has said that Tantra is “not for wimps” and I can certainly agree. My own path has been anything but wimpy. It was precipitated by a spontaneous ten-month long kundalini...
Amy Marsh, July 14th, 2010
I took my thirteen-year-old son and his friend to lunch today and, as a sexologist, it is my firm (get it, firm?!) belief that this should entitle me to at least five continuing education credits...
Amy Marsh, July 7th, 2010
Imagine the Venus of Willendorf as a giant Macy’s Parade balloon. As the prehistoric goddess soars aloft we can appreciate her form and the logic of her proportions. Now imagine inflatable breasts...
Amy Marsh, June 30th, 2010
“Next year, I want a float,” I yelled in Dr. Zientara’s ear. “What? I can’t hear you!” he yelled back. I took a deep breath and e-nun-ci-ated, “I WANT A FLOAT!” “Okay,” he said. (Wow, that...
Amy Marsh, June 23rd, 2010
Pirates are like Texas. Everything is bigger: hair, frock coats, weapons, amount of leather in a boot... and lust. Everyone aspires to a lustier (and bustier!) swagger. Voices boom, beards billow,...
Amy Marsh, June 16th, 2010
When I tell people I’m working on a pirate column, the first thing they say to me is, “Arrrr.” So I say “Arrrr!” back. I suppose they could have said, “Ahoy” and I could have said, “Avast, ye...
Amy Marsh, June 9th, 2010
(Or: Everything I Needed to Know About Sex, I Learned from Science Fiction.) I have a special fondness for Countess Cordelia Vorkosigan, who has got to be one of the best science fiction heroines...
Amy Marsh, June 2nd, 2010
“...the sensations of being flogged do not feel painful. In fact I tend to wear my handlers out, they can't take me over the edge. The nerves on my back are so overstimulated from just wearing a T-...
Amy Marsh, May 26th, 2010
The spirit of eugenics is apparently alive and well in New Hampshire. “Dear Abby” just this week ran a letter from the mother of a 24-year-old son with Asperger’s Syndrome (AS) and Attention...
Amy Marsh, May 19th, 2010
Obsessive special interests. Lack of emotional affect. Stereotyped gestures. Speaks in a monotone... Dr. Alfred Kinsey began his career collecting thousands of gall wasp specimens but changed the...
Amy Marsh, May 12th, 2010
Here’s the affirmation: “All persons have the potential to live fully functioning and emotionally healthy lives throughout the lifespan along the full spectrum of gender identity and gender...
Amy Marsh, May 5th, 2010
I recently entertained an old friend from out of town. It was the first time I’d seen her since morphing into a sexologist. Her question, sincerely asked, was, “Why? What drew you to this work?” I...
Amy Marsh, April 28th, 2010
“Sometime, I wish that instead of Pilgrims a bunch of hula dancing Hawaiians had first stepped on Pilgrim Rock. The moral equation of this nation might have been improved immeasurably.” That’s a...
Amy Marsh, April 21st, 2010
Two weeks before our day of national bloodletting (April 15th), I whipped up a profile and made my debut at Vampire Chat City. As “HemoGoblin,” I stumbled through the virtual equivalent of saloon...
Amy Marsh, April 14th, 2010
Sometimes strange bedfellows share good politics. And good politics sometimes makes for splendid ephemera, which may then be collected by one or both strange bedfellows. Such is the story of one...
Amy Marsh, April 7th, 2010
Okay. Who likes sucking scrotums? Subincision? Saliva drooled into your mouth while kissing? You all can get over on that side of the room. What about farting during sex, ripe body odor, or...
Amy Marsh, March 31st, 2010
A mong the many clever ways to jump-start your erotic energy is to put some jiggle in your wiggle. In certain tantric circles, this is called the “Shakti Shake.” Hop, vibrate, writhe, preferably to...
Amy Marsh, March 24th, 2010
I could get used to flying across country with a suitcase full of smut! Really! I just did that very thing. Hopped on the plane Thursday with a load of erotic DVDs and VHS tapes, and flew to...
Amy Marsh, March 17th, 2010
First of all, that Galway incident supposedly invoking an 1837 Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act is apparently a hoax. However, I have seen, with my own eyes, photographic evidence of BDSM...