Jamaican Dance Craze Responsible for Threefold Increase in Broken Penises
Over the past year, a new dance craze in Jamaica known as daggering has resulted in a threefold increase in fractured or broken penises among Jamaican men. The dance has been called “dry sex” on the dance floor, which usually includes them simulating various sexual positions, and often times, rough sex, to the beat of the music. Because of the obviously suggestive nature of the dance, it is not surprising that it has become popular activity in the bedroom, too. A Kingston doctor has said, “During very rigorous intercourse, the man can hit the woman’s pubic bone and sustain a fracture. There is a loud popping sound, excruciating pain and swelling.” The violent thrusting of the dance has also resulted in an increased number of cases of ruptured vaginas. The problem of broken penises has become so widespread that the Jamaican government is considering a ban on daggering, including music with daggering lyrics. For those who want to continue daggering in private, they may want to bone up on what to do in case the 'dagger' snaps off at the 'hilt.' Ouch! Video after the jump.
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Broken penis bones
I have fractured my penis bone on two occasions. The second time, I had to wear a cast for three months. Still, it is better to fracture the bone when it is extended than when it has withdrawn into the body. These so-called flaccid breaks can be impossible to get at.
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You know humans don't have a
You know humans don't have a bone in their penis.
Humans lack a bone in the penis
That doesn't mean that--only on occasion, of course) we don't wish that we did have one!
I had a Turkey Drumstick bone
I had a Turkey Drumstick bone implanted in my penis to make it bigger. I do not recommend it. It has led to several occasions in the gymnasium shower that were uncomfortable for all parties involved.
Bonehead reporters
I am always amazed at the stupidity of some "reporters".
The 'snap' sound from human penis damage is from a ligament tearing due to rough play.