CARNAL NATION

In the age of AIDS and other STDs, has oral sex become something more than you can swallow? Or do you no longer want to 'go down' that road anymore? Well, if oral sex has been leaving a bad taste in your mouth, now there's a product that should make your jaw drop. The Smodnoc (what does that spell backwards?) from Smodnoc.com is perfect for the man or woman who wants to give oral pleasure but not receive any unwanted flora, fauna, or fluids. At only $40 for a box of 20 smodnocs, oral sex will be right at the tip of your tongue, regardless of gender. Remember that latex can be both an 'innie' and an 'outtie.' Strap one on now. Watch the video below to see how it works.