Doin' It Doggie Style: French Company Making Sex Toys for Dogs
The American Pet Products Association, an industry trade group, estimates that in 2009 Americans will pamper their pooches to the tune of $45.4 billion. Luxury items constitute a growing share of this staggering sum. A dog's life, indeed. After the Louis Vuitton carrying case, the silver-plated dishes, and the faux mink jacket, what more could your precious pup need or want? How about its own sex toy? Yes, we all have needs, even dogs.
The French website NeRienLouper (which translates roughly to "Don't Miss A Thing!") has found the latest must-have for your mutt: the Hot Doll. Marketed as "the ULTIMATE sex toy for your dog," this blow-up doll is made of all-natural, organic materials and has been designed to blend in harmoniously with almost any interior. The Hot Doll meets the needs of both dogs and dog owners alike. Your pet will be whimpering with pure pleasure. For you, it provides a well-needed respite from that constant humping: your pillows, your child's stuffed animals, and even your leg. And in case you'd prefer that your pooch not mount a show for guests, the Hot Doll comes with a convenient cover for the hole. No matter that he'll be howling when he can't get no satisfaction!
The first Hot Dolls will be available for ordering before the end of May, but no word yet on the price of this inflatable investment in canine carnality. Everything in this world really has gone to the dogs.
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Love my bitches...
Now I'm wondering if there is (or is going to be) an alternative for female dogs in heat. I guess maybe female dogs are less likely to create an embarrassing social situation by humping your leg.
bitch humping
My pit bitch humps all the time,legs or whatnot !! a blow up with a dogie dil-do should relive the embarrassing social situation,how do I get one?
How sick . . .
Have your pets spayed or neutered, how simple is that? Maybe the manufacturer just wants the public to think this is for dogs, instead of for the sick fucks who actually purchase it.
How Sick?
Oh ya? Then what are you doing here? Can your pussy do the dog on my snake?
JFK and Marylin
Prude idiot
When are people like you going to understand sex is a need, even for dogs. What is wrong with masterbation: almost all mammals do it? You are sexually uptight. While I wouldn't be comfortable buying one, I wouldn't fault others. This could also be used to send my Aunt's grand champion dog's sperm and sell it on the market, just like with bulls and horses---ever seen them collect sperm for this?
You are uneducated, especially in biology.
What about the caged killer whales and monkeys that end up injuring their trainers because they have no sexual release. Have you ever seen that? Sex is a need. I may think the doggy doll is a little weird, but I don't sit on my throne and pronounce other people "sick fucks"--you have no understanding outside of your very small world of social mores and taboos that you have imposed on us good humans. Killer whales, dolphins, orangutans, and seals--along with dogs, have all sexually attacked people. Victorian tight like you are a bigger problem. Maybe you should be neutered or spayed. I suppose people involved in animal husbandry are also sick.
dog sex toy
I myself am all for this ,I have a 120.lb pit bull who has never mated, now he is 3 yrs old and the signs of frustration are all there! , and before I let this frustrate him to the point that he becomes agressive and take it out in the form of biteing someone....I'll take 2!!!, I'd rather that then to lose my dog. I have a private yard he can go at it whenever he wants!!!!
Get a sense of humor.
I think that picture is very funny.
Sometimes neutering or
Sometimes neutering or spaying doesn't take away the sexual urge. My dog was neutered and he still humps every night.