There's a certain irony in the fact that so many people on Twitter are so freaked out by the fact that Sasha Grey flaunted a healthy bush in last night's episode of Entourage: in the same episode, the character Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) suffers a moment of failure when he finally gets the woman he's been chasing for the entire season in bed and discovers that she's shaved bald. The whole episode was about hair. Today, the Internet is all a-flurry about the fact that Sasha is unshaven:
Sasha Grey made my day -- and I don't just say that to rhyme, I swear. Apparently, the porn star appeared naked on last night's "Entourage" and caused quite the commotion among the show's dude-bro contingent. Not because she was naked on-camera (which is, mind you, a relatively common occurrence) but because she went naked with a full-on bush (which is also a relatively common occurrence for her, actually). Judging from the resulting hysteria on Twitter, it was the Pube-pocalypse.
Some people were all "Get a Suck Kut on that pudenda yeti!" (@DigitalHarijan carped, "Sasha Grey needs to learn some personal grooming :x .") And other people were like, hooray for labial Muppets (@emilykowens slow-clapped, "Props to you Sasha Grey for doing what feels natural for YOU.") One tweeter notably observed, "...disgusting. ITS 2010!" (Because in the future, vaginas are bald, like the psychics from "Minority Report.")
No, seriously, I’m legitimately confused about how this is a big deal. She looks fine. She looks great! Sasha responded to some of the tweets saying “: “A lot of bush comments after tonight’s #Entourage episode. If you’re curious…that’s what a grown woman looks like. Besides, I shave where it counts ↓ I’m happy to contribute to making it ok again:) All ‘fashions’ have their cycles!”
Well, that’s great. On the other hand, if you’re bald as a baby eagle, you’ll never have to sleep with Turtle. Which is something to consider.
On TwitLonger, Grey herself responded to the tempest in a teacup:
A lot of bush comments after tonight's episode. If you're curious...that's what a grown woman looks like. Besides, I shave where it counts ↓ I'm happy to contribute to making it ok again:) All "fashions" have their cycles!