Filthy New Dance Craze Sweeps One Atlanta Living Room
When trolling the internet looking for news items, we generally try to avoid those that have already been covered everywhere else. However, we're going to make an exception right now, for a video that has already been covered by literally the entire internet in the past twenty-four hours.
It's a new dance craze--or, okay, maybe it's not quite a craze yet, but it's a dance--called the Dick Slang. It involves hanging out in a room with a bunch of dudes wearing loose-fitting pants and then thrusting around really quickly so that everyone else can see the outline of your penis and you kinda get a semi. (Which sounds really gay, although I guess it's not supposed to.)
Video after the jump:
The SFW-ness of this depends on your workplace's tolerance of sweatpant boners.
Dick Slang, incidentally, is so called because "slang" represents the past tense of "sling," not because they're actually talking about joysticks and skin flutes. I'm not sure it will totally catch on, but it might be a fun break next time you get tired of doing the Dougie.
The clip, which has gotten nearly 400,000 views in less than two weeks, is labeled as "Sneak Peek," which means a full video with more sweatpants might be on its way soon.