CarnalNation

Anyone who has ever given someone a blow job has probably thought to themselves, at least once, as they rubbed, sucked and licked away, "This is gross. Get me out of here.” Or something along those lines…

Now all those nasty problems can be eliminated, thanks to the Oral Sex Lickie Dickie, which has just arrived on the scene. A sanitizing napkin and bib for - you guessed it - penises, it basically looks like a wipe with a hole in the middle.

On the Lickie Dickie website, the creators boast: 

There are also info videos on YouTube, if you’re having trouble visualizing exactly how it all works.

One has to wonder, though, if this new wipe/bib is taking things a bit too far. For years, people have been trying to sanitize women, to make us clean and sleek and hairless and to equate natural beauty and anything to do with natural body functions, such as smells, hair and blood, as bad and dirty. Is the Lickie Dickie doing the same thing to men?

Not according to the Huffington Post, which has named it as one of its top ten must-have sex products. Also on the list is the clit colorant – which we obviously need, since our vulvas aren't naturally pink enough…