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Group Sex in an Unlocked Taco Bell Bathroom? You Can't Make This Stuff Up (SFW)

We seem to be on a fast-food theme today.  

In South Bend, Indiana, two young girls walked into a downtown restaurant bathroom and saw four people having sex. Melissa Schumann, the mother of the girls, said, "My 11-year-old asked me, 'How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there? And they were making funny noises.'"

Father of the girls, Robert Schumann, added, "They saw two women servicing two men in the restroom. Eleven years old is still not old enough to learn about such things as that."

In response to the inciden, Taco Bell Spokesperson Rob Poetsch, said: “The safety of our customers is our number one priority, and although this is an isolated incident, we’re having self-locking doors installed as a precautionary measure.”   

What conclusions/lessons can we draw from this?  

  1. If you are going to have sex in a restroom, lock the damn door.
  2. They have no motels in South Bend, IN.
  3. Taco Bell is installing self-locking doors, so you can have a private orgy in their restroom.

 [WNDU via Consumerist]

 

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Motels are overpriced, and

Motels are overpriced, and who needs a bed anyway?

Subsidizing cheap hourly rates would be good for the economic stimulus, the motels would need to hire much more housekeeping to keep up

but really it is just more efficient use of resources. Fast food restrooms are generally unoccupied afterhours so maybe they could even rent them out for a small fee? Hehe

the bottom line is, don't complain about poor treatment of your children when you support a company which treats animals poorly. Fast food is bad for your soul

Hand Washing

...if they were employees I hope they washed their hands.

Hmm.

1) Self-locking doors seems like a bad idea.
2) Didn't Schumann teach his children to knock before they enter?
3) 11-year-olds generally already know about sex.
4) And if they don't, they should--because their parents should talk to them about it. Well-educated children are more likely to make safe choices.
5) Why assume that the women were servicing the men? Sexist!

Despite my five semi-serious points, that was at the least a pretty awkward situation. But, on the other hand...what do you expect from Taco Bell? That's possibly the sleaziest joint around.

odd number

a fifth person in there would have make it more interestin'. wish i was there. oh! i don't support fast food places. fast sex? i do.

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