Burger King's Square Booty Call
Have you ever had deeply erotic dreams about Spongebob Squarepants? No, us neither. Those who may find that perfectly square butt strangely appealing are in luck, though. Burger King has just produced an ad starring Spongebob, the even more bizarre Burger King bobblehead mascot, and a bevy of female dancers shaking their angled asses to the rhythms of a modified version of Sir Mix-a-Lot's 1992 hit "Baby Got Back" that sings the praises of square butts. The ad has received almost immediate disdain from parents' groups and media critics who think it's inappropriate to sell childrens' meals with the image of the Burger King measuring womens' asses with a carpenters' square and measuring tape.
Mark Beavers, who probably should avoid writing about anything related to sex until he gets a name change, writes that:
While the burger chain claims the commercial, which was made in partnership with Nickelodeon, is aimed at parents and shown during adult programming, there is no doubt that many young children watching the NCAA men's basketball championship, the program during which the ad first aired, with their parents saw the commercial featuring their favorite rectangle-shaped cartoon character in association with women rotating their rumps.
While Beavers isn't completely wrong, we'd suggest that he start his criticisms at home. What will happen to the innocent minds of children when confronted with the headline "Burger King Deserves Spanking"?
We think our readers should make up their own minds. Is the ad offensive, goofy, or just really effing bizarre? Take a look below the cut.
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Square Butts!!!! Oh Nooooos!
Well, it's the end of civilization, at last. I can't even bear to contemplate the devastating effect this will have on our children. (Won't someone think of the children?) Now our Sponge loving youth will grow up to hate Jesus, and worship International Communism! What's next Burger King, Fidel Castro sock puppets? It's Sodom and Gomorrah, served up with a slice of cheese and a hammer and cycle! I'll bet "The King", (A symbol of authoritative, oligarchic government control.) probably uses fluoridated water in his so-called, "shakes".
This is nothing new people. It all started in 1934 with the election of a secret communist to the office of President, and his evil, socialist, "New Deal", which lead to long hair, "rock and roll" music, and microwave cooking. It's time for Americans to stand as one, turn on Fox News, and put and end to this on-going plot to destroy our natural moral superiority, and pollute the very heart and soul of the generation a'commin'. Remember, every "real" American is invited to The Tea Party! Let us all come together, once and for all, and shout at the top of our lungs, "No square booty for our children!" Have it "your" way, Mr. Burger King? I think not!
Hilarious
Great marketing with the SpongeBob Ad- The Right-Wing retard above me is just a little shy, but well, She's a PUPPET OF FEAR.
If you eat Burger King's
If you eat Burger King's factory farmed meat then you are complicit in suffering.
I just pity the people in poor urban areas who don't have easy access to any sort of decent food
Be Grateful...
Is your family happy & healthy? Be thankful each and everyday...These matters are not worth one ounce of energy. Spend that energy toward loving those around you.
Spooge Bob is Bootylicious
I always found SpoogeBob to be annoying and obnoxious. I had no idea why my daughter enjoyed watching him day after day. Then came the King. His big plastic head turned me off even though I enjoy an occassional BurgerKing burger.
But THIS!!!!! This commerical was a stroke of genius. I laughed my square ass off. I'm wit the brother at the end of the spot...."booty..is booty". Pirate some booty today. arrrgh.