
Disney: Only Real Boobies Good Enough for Pirates
Walt Disney’s has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the next “Pirates of the Caribbean” blockbuster. Under Rob Marshall, the director of the fourth chapter of the family films, only the naturally endowed will stand a chance of crossing swords with Johnny Depp.
The requirements to casting directors circulating around Los Angeles said the film-makers were seeking “beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in (170-172cm), (U.S.) size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants”.
The film-makers warn that there will be a “show and tell” day with costume designers where potential actresses will be expected to run - a venerable Hollywood test to detect false breasts, which move less freely than the real thing during action sequences. The actresses, who must also be able to dive and swim, are needed for scenes to be shot in Hawaii this summer. The film, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides", is due to be released in May 2011.
Sources said this was the first time such an edict had been passed on a Pirates film: “In the last movie there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whoreish look and men were pretty well padded, too, and no one worried,” said a former casting agent. But times are changing and the audience can spot false breasts.”
A former casting agent said: “Directors such as Martin Scorsese already avoid employing actresses using Botox or with collagen inflated lips. They know what they want, which is to avoid vulgar distractions. In Hollywood movies, where everything else is false, nothing is more valued than natural beauty.”
Gawker asked how this is not sexual harrassment and if there is any way to prove veracity of breasts without sexually harassing. Whatever you look at this, it seems Hollywood has upped its beauty benchmark starting from Disney.


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Detecting natural from false
"any way to prove veracity of breasts without sexually harassing." Yes. Put a person in bikini a swimming pool. Natural breasts float, false do not.
How many women have lost the
How many women have lost the battle,trying to look like Hollywood's image of beauty? To Skinny,To plastic,nothing ever looks quite right. Real beauty is natural beauty,and it is diverse. The truth is,breast implants look horrible. I applaud Martin Scorsese and the Disney studios for taking steps to reverse the harm caused to many women and men in trying to find acceptability by starving themselves or at the end of a surgeon's knife.
this is not the feminist win you are making it to be
I will applaud Scorsese and Disney when the actress in question comes out in A or B cups and has enough meat on her bones that she isn't showing every single rib. This does nothing for changing the "acceptability by starving themselves or at the end of a surgeon's knife" so long as size 4 at 5'8" is considered normal... who cares about what her tits are made of.
If anything this is worse... sending the message that no matter what you do, unless you are lucky enough that you genes give you huge tits you can never be good enough no matter what you do.
Disney & Breast Augmentation
Hollywood Directors, at least many of the better A List Directors, are usually quite insistent upon recreating the appearance of verisimilitude especially in period pictures. Guess what? There were no fake boobies in pirate times. And yes, many of us can tell the difference both dressed and uncovered. While I have never seen one of those films there is apparently a sub genre of porno films that require "natural assets." I guess there may be a real market for it out there and they don't want people in the audience distracted from their storytelling because they're debating real or unreal.
Case closed.
other things lacking in "pirate times"
Zombies, compasses that point to treasure, Squid faced collector of souls.....
are you really expecting anyone to buy that "authenticity" was the reason behind this? I would lay even money that "director wants to feel up hot titties" is a more likely explanation.
pirated boobs???
Would it be acceptable to have pirated boobs then???