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"Naked" Snow Woman Prompts Police Action

A snow woman described as “nude” is getting the cold shoulder from Rahway, New Jersey residents. The family who carved Venus de Milo in last week's snow outside their home on Colonia Boulevard has been asked to cover up her “nude” form.

Following an anonymous complaint, Maria Conneran and her family received a visit from police who politely asked them to cover the snow woman’s assets. The Associated Press reports that they complied and dressed her in a green bikini top and blue sarong before she began to melt in the warmer weather.

Interestingly, most three-balled snowmen are clad in nothing but a top hat, but their “nudity” does not seem to produce the same reaction. Similarly, pets run around the neighbourhood flaunting their nude bodies without incident, but this carved Venus is apparently too sexy for her snow.

This censorship of snow art comes as the country celebrates its second annual America’s Sexuality Day to promote freedom of speech and sexual expression.
 

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Only in US

Is not something positive in Europe, Haha
You guys keep doing the stupidest things!

I would cock that thing fo

I would cock that thing fo sho. :D

Nude cats and dogs...

I think we should start an American movement that bans all pet nudity in public. No clothes on pets is a sin, or it at least should be...

Prudity or not?

Hey there!

I know, there will be always people around complaining about the funniest or even the most stupid things
in the world. But, have a look at it, its a piece of art out of snow. Would there have been a naked women
posing in the front yard, ok, no doubt about the public offense. Its kind of sad that such censorship is still
existing.

Greetz

frigid sex

So what next snowmen and snowwoman doing it....before long there would be cops copulating and coping feels...a world gone wild

Wow

on top of the sheer ridiculousness of being offended by a "nude" snowwoman...the IRONY of their celebrating America's Sexuality Day! I hope those people never hit The Louvre!

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