Sex Magic for March 2010

The Vernal Equinox marks the balance of light and dark in our lives and the return to brighter and longer days ahead. It is the foundation for so many holidays around it: Passover, Easter, and Ostara to name just a few. In ancient times, it was considered the day when the Goddess was reunited with her consort after months of death and darkness; a time their lives together would begin again. Take advantage of this energy and put aside your differences to grow together and do things you both enjoy. The overall energy for everyone this month is marked by the Empress card. Get out there and be creative, sexy and fertile. Wear something a little naughty under those daily clothes and get the juices flowing again. You will be bursting with energy before you know it!

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Aries

Aries: March 21 - April 19 for March 2010

Overall: 7 of Fantasies

Challenge: 10 of Fantasies

Homework: 4 of Vibrators

Well the Gods are looking down on you this month, my dear Aries, and gifting you with all sorts of fun. Overall, temptation will lead you in multiple directions to try new things. Enjoy all the possibilities and be flexible. Be careful not to obsess about one thing too much or get lost in a partying frenzy. Your challenge is actually to decide which of your new obsessions you love the most. Is it the new wood Fling?Or maybe it is the rubber sheets you found on sale? Whatever you decide, make sure that it/they are worth your time and serve your greater good. No doing things half way this month. It is all or nothing.

Taurus

Taurus: April 20 - May 20 for March 2010

Overall: Master of Whips

Challenge: Mistress of Whips

Homework: Lust

Has anyone ever called you a know-it-all? Well this month you are crowned both King and Queen Bitch. The good thing that comes with these titles is that your thoughts and intuition are spot on and you really can read everyone’s true intentions faster than a pulp fiction novel. The challenge is communicating your response to all this information in a way that is neither insulting to your partners' intelligence or feelings. You have really two choices this month: tell it to them straight or throw them on the bed and have your way with them. Both will work. I suggest a good session of BDSM to get the conversation started in the right direction.

Gemini

Gemini: May 21 - June 20 for March 2010

Overall: 2 of Vibrators

Challenge: 9 of Whips

Homework: 8 of Fantasies

I love that you dream big, my dear Gemini. You really have everything you need and yet you still seek more. What is it that you lack or fear? This month you will have lots of alone time that is much needed and called for to find the answer to that question. Go on a vision quest; take a meditation workshop, get away for the weekend—whatever you need to do to find out what you really want, do it! Don’t let your phobias get in your way. Sometimes it is good to remind yourself that your brain puts a magnifying glass up to your fears and makes them seem huge, when in reality they could be easily dealt with. Not a very sexy month for you but one filled with growth and potential.

Cancer

Cancer: June 21 - July 22 for March 2010

Overall: Knight of Paddles

Challenge: 3 of Whips

Homework: Knight of Whips

This is a tough month for you, my lovely crabs. Your intentions are good; you are being honest and upfront with your partners about your goals and what you want to accomplish, but you aren’t being met with support. Don’t let other peoples' BS and personal issues ruin your month. Are your lovers being honest with you? Are you sensing tension between you two and have no clue why? Be direct and to the point. Any relationship is going to hit a wall once in a while; the trick is to arrive early and pad the wall so no one gets hurt in the impact. Take this month one day at a time and bust your partner on their shit when they do it, not months later. Just remember at the same time to own your half of the crap.

Leo

Leo: July 23 - August 22 for March 2010

Overall: 9 of Fantasies

Challenge: Ace of Vibrators

Homework: 6 of Fantasies

As Dorothy once said, “There is no place like home.” No truer words could be used to describe your month, my dear Leo. There will be many parties and festivities to attend, all kinds of sex interests for you to fancy, and plenty of yummy temptations for you to ponder. With all this excitement comes the challenge of focusing your energy. Don’t get caught in the whirlwind of the party life; you will wear yourself out before the month even gets started. Your homework is to actually spend some quality time at home with that FWB (friends with benefits) who knows you inside/out and is more than willing to role play with you as Alice and the Rabbit for Easter. No matter what you decide, you are going to have a fun-filled month.

Virgo

Virgo: August 23 - September 22 for March 2010

Overall: Judgement

Challenge: 3 of Vibrators

Homework: 9 of Vibrators

The sun is shining, flowers are blooming and the smell of sex is in the air. Your overall month is about breaking free of physical and emotional limitations and living large. You should stop being so critical of yourself and get ready to spread your wings. Where do you want to travel to? Who do you want by your side? Trust your instincts this month; if something feels right go for it. Try not to hide behind your old wounds; you will never know how wonderful someone new may feel if you don’t let them in. If you are patient, this may be the month that your ship sails into harbor and takes you away on a new journey to exotic and erotic places.

Libra

Libra: September 23 – October 22 for March 2010

Overall: 5 of Fantasies

Challenge: Mistress of Vibrators

Homework: 10 of Vibrators

It’s only March, but I can sense that you wish this year was over already. By now you are sick of processing and trying to figure out what the hell is going on with your personal life, but unfortunately this month you get more of the same. You realize it is time to stop mourning the loss of past lusts but it is much easier said than done. Be realistic with yourself. Find your personal power. If no one is pleasing you right now, please yourself. That’s why we have credit cards and high-end sex toys. Stop stressing out about what once was and put your energy towards improving yourself and gaining some much needed self respect.

Scorpio

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21 for March 2010

Overall: The Empress

Challenge: The Chariot

Homework: Page of Paddles

This month you are the belle of the ball and everyone wants a piece of you. You are bursting with energy and creativity and feel better than you have in months. People want to worship at your feet and you are not stopping them. A part of your challenge is accepting change. Are you ready to be worshipped? Do you need something other than that? What would make you feel like a queen? This is your chance to get exactly what you want, so make sure you spell it out. Think of it as your sexual wish list come to life. You decide what works for you and what doesn’t. Just be warned, there is no changing your mind midway this time.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21 for March 2010

Overall: 10 of Paddles

Challenge: Wheel of Fortune

Homework: The Magician

There are good months and there are great months. You, my dear Sag, are going to have an outstanding month! I cannot express in words what an amazing combination of cards these are. Things are manifesting left and right for you. Money is coming your way, partners are opening up in ways they never have before. All your fears are being replaced by hope and evidence of better times. The homework is to take all this good fortune and put it to good use. Remember, the wheel turns and things will once again shift, but for right now, you are on top of the world and you should really take in the view.

Capricorn

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 for March 2010

Overall: 2 of Whips

Challenge: Knight of Fantasies

Homework: The Tower

Capricorns are really good at hiding their emotions and only sharing when they want to. It is a part of our self defense mechanism to maintain the stigma that we are rock solid. Occasionally we have to break with that pattern and this is the month to do it. How can you get what you want, if you don’t ask for it? Don’t accept getting sex once a week if you want it once a day. Break your old patterns and throw them the hell away. Even if it means a knock down, drag out fight, you need to speak up and be heard. Once the dust settles, things will feel much better and you can go back to being your “in-control” self.

Aquarius

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 for March 2010

Overall: 4 of Whips

Challenge: 3 of Fantasies

Homework: 7 of Vibrators

Your birthday month has past but no one let you in on the fact that the party is over. You really need to take some much-needed downtime this month, but you are tempted to stay up all night and party with your new play toys. Your social calendar hasn’t been this full in ages and you really want to take advantage of it. There is no reason why you can’t party the night away but remember to balance it with quality sleep and alone time. Remember there is no need to prove who you are to anyone. If they don’t respect you for your quirky kinks they really are not worth your time.

Pisces

Pisces: February 19 - March 20 for March 2010

Overall: King of Fantasies

Challenge: 5 of Whips

Homework: The Devil

Happy birthday, my lovely Pisceans, may you get everything you wish for. This month is filled with overwhelming desires, both physical and emotional. The question at hand really is, are all your needs being met? You have a natural tendency to worry about everyone else’s crap and put yourself second. Try to not do that this month, would you? Walk away from sticky situations; really, this month should be all about you. Go out, hit the strip clubs, get a lap dance and go home and fuck your partner like you're both 18 again and full of stamina. Spoil yourself and do not feel guilty about it. You won’t even see the credit card bill until next month.

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Sex Magic

by: Ida Lovelace

March 1st, 2010

Ida Lovelace is a professional tarot reader in San Francisco, CA. With over 20 years of experience, she blends humor with insight to help her clients deal with everyday issues. She is available for readings by appointment only. Please contact her at idalovelace@gmail.com for rates and information.