CARNAL NATION

The design of this toy was pretty damn unimpressive when I first opened the box.  However, after closer inspection, it is reminiscent of “jelly” style cock rings, which are my favorite. The design is pretty straightforward and to the point: the small silicone ring is supposed to be placed around the tongue to orally pleasure your partner.  However, when I attempted to do just that on my own with no partner, the ring kept slipping right off of my tongue.  So I’m not sure how it is supposed to work, but I’ll leave that to another reviewer.

There were some pleasant surprises with the LingO. I was very skeptical about what the toy could do for me as a gay man. The name itself implies it is for cunnilingus.  That said, I decided to get creative, and that’s where the fun began.

I started by slipping the ring around my index finger and used it to tease my nipples, my ass, my balls, and then my cock.  I decided to add a water-based lube to the mix, keeping in mind that silicone rings quickly break down and will snap or break with the use of silicone-based lubricants. 

After some foreplay, I realized that I also have a “g-spot” of sorts.  A circumcised man has a specific spot that’s the most sensitive on his cock, so I used that to my advantage.  I slipped the ring of the toy around the head of my dick and down to the “sweet spot” that gets me going ever time.  Adding plenty of lube and adjusting the positioning over and over again, I let the toy do its work.  I continued this process for 20 minutes, frequently changing the position of the toy and watching as my cock twitched. I was very pleasurably tortured by this device, which had been “cunningly” invented for the pleasure of women.  In the end I had the most incredible orgasm with this toy without even touching myself.  The vibration and placement of the toy were what sent me over the edge.  In fact, I repeated this activity again after an hour and then once more before bed.  Three times in a day, and I have to give this toy a very positive thumbs up.

This toy is straightforward and simple. It has one speed setting, so it’s either on or off.  I clearly preferred “on.”

The versatility of the LingO was pretty impressive for being so small.  I suggest extending foreplay with it.  Use it on your cock, balls, and even around your anus.  If its vibration doesn’t beg you to stick it in, you must be doing something wrong! And for men, lube yourself up and use it as a vibrating cock ring just below the head of your cock…. sliding it back and forth and adjusting positions.

The LingO was also incredibly easy to use, though as I mentioned not for its stated purpose. It is completely waterproof, which made clean up a breeze.  I’m still attempting to figure out how/where to replace the batteries.

At a retail price of $8.50, the LingO is an incredibly good buy.  Maybe not as a toy that will adhere to your tongue so you can pleasure your partner orally, although that might be accomplished for a short period of time.  Think outside of the box, and put this toy to the test. Its cost effectiveness will surprise you. 

I really enjoyed the LingO.  Now excuse me; I think I need to go test it one more time.