Levi Johnston Is Fat And Boring, Says Internet
It's been said that if you ever want to hear people's meanest thoughts, you should just allow them to post anonymous comments on the internet. The first batch of photos from Levi Johnston's insanely hyped Playgirl shoot have made it online, and the faceless meanies are out in full force. And I'm not even talking about all the racists (someone said he looks like "a Paki"?!) and the homophobes ("Playgirl is for fags," etc.)
Playgirl, in an attempt to drag this on for as long as humanly possible, is releasing the photos gradually online before the relaunch of the print magazine in a couple of weeks. We don't get to see the hockey-themed photos yet, but we do get to see Levi in the shower, looking visibly uncomfortable. Which could be voyeuristic and hot, except that it isn't.
Some anonymous people's thoughts after the jump:
(All links NSFW, though there's no peen in sight.)
From X17: "He's pale, doughy, dumb as a bar of soap but how does Playgirl think they will make ANY money on this since almost every pic has beenon the Internet since Sat AM? Great marketing plan folks - no wonder they almost out of business."
Also from X17: "OH! And yes, he's fat indeed! YUCK. Go to the gym, we want to see the 6 pack not that slob body, IDIOT. I hope nobody buys this shit"
From Celebitchy: "At 19, he should have a much better body than that. So I’m curious: if you pay the $19.99, do you get full frontal, or are these the pictures you see when you pay the money? If I’d spent money and these were the pix, I’d want my money back. My 42 year old husband has a better body than that. And what were they thinking with that stupid washcloth? So uncreative."
From The Superficial: "Too much back fat for a 19 year old. No self respecting queer is going to hit this without a bump and a few shots of Kettle one."
From From The Left: "...[W]e got a very average looking young man, who looks like 75% of 19 year old American boys with their clothes off. I like Levi but he needs to fire this Tank guy, hire better representation and hit the gym more."
From Hollywood Grind: "WTF, are those man boobs? Work out man!!! Do some benches, more than once."
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Levi Johnson
For a guy who is not a professional model, I think Levi looked very good. I don't think the photographer did all that great of job. They certainly could have been more creative and some shots were taken at unflattering angles. Anyway, it's refreshing to see a guy who look like a normal 19 y.o. and not some gym rat all pumped up. I think he was great and I hope he makes a lot of money. If he wants to continue with modelling or acting, he could be totally toned up in no time but I like him just as he is. He obviously has a lot of potential.
I feel like Levi Johnson was
I feel like Levi Johnson was so hyped up that what eventually was delivered was a big letdown. For months, the internet was abuzz with the rumors - will he go full frontal, is his body as great as you'd think? - and it wasn't. No nudity, which is already a cop-out, and the salvaging factor, his body was subpar. People comment that he looks like a healthy 19 year old man. Take it from a fellow 19 year old. He neither looks healthy nor height-weight proportionate. The comment that he has man boobs is not off-base. His pecs aren't tight like a normal 19 year olds, they're saggy and loose. His abs aren't well formed, and again his torso doesn't look tight, or lean - which is what a normal 19 year old should have. You don't need to be a gym rat to have a normal BMI. This is all besides the point - he doesn't need to be judged so harshly... EXCEPT HE LET PLAYGIRL SHOOT HIM. So yeah, all the judgment people are giving him is completely allowed. That man should not be modeling. It's insulting to decent enough looking male models that that man is considered hot. I hate when the media shoves an idea of hotness on us. From people like David Beckham to Zac Efron to this putz, I never get it.