In Germany, Your Pants Will Have Sex For You
The German online clothing retailer Von Rosen wants men to know exactly how hot and manly their pants are. How hot and manly are they? If you're starting to get it on with your girlfriend and decide to take a phone call on your cell, the pants will finish the job for you without you in them. The tagline for the Von Rosen ad below is "When your style does the job," which seems to imply that your average heterosexual man considers taking a hot brunette back to his apartment to have wild sex as something akin to doing data entry. Fortunately, if you have Von Rosen pants, you can just toss them to her to masturbate with and then sniff them after she leaves. Unfortunately, not just anyone can buy these labor-saving pants; the Von Rosen website is invitation-only. (via Copyranter)
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I can see it...
If "average heterosexual man" would take a cell call instead of taking that woman then quite frankly the pants deserve her more than he does. Moral of the story: whether you can afford the trousers or not, choose the girl over the cell!
I agree!
That man is definitely not normal if he could be laughing on the phone with another person instead of finishing lovemaking with that hot woman! UNREAL! But I guess the advertisement is meant to say the pants are hotter than him ;)