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Marge Simpson Poses for Playboy

Some of the world's most famous and sexiest people have graced the venerable cover of Playboy: Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford, and even Jerry Seinfeld. On October 16, the new issue will feature for the first time an animated character. Marge Simpson and her blue beehive will wink at you from the cover and then get a little more intimate with a three-page spread inside the magazine. But will Bart's mom bare all?

Playboy editors say that there will be 'implied' nudity in the photo spread, but there won't be anything to embarrass or anger feminist Lisa. Scott Flanders, the new CEO of Playboy, says that the decision to feature an animated character was made to attract a younger readership to the faltering magazine. Following a recent shake-up in senior management, Playboy Enterprises will continue to publish the venerable men's magazine—though we wonder if the articles will now be replaced by comic strips.

Fan generated Simpsons porn (NSFW) is already widely available on the internet, although much of it falls within the ever expanding definition of child pornography.

[Publishers Note: Contrary to popular speculation Playboy CEO Scott Flanders is not related to Ned Flanders]

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Doh!

Actually, she's not the first animated character to make the cover. Jessica Rabbit was.

It is just so fitting that

It is just so fitting that the new CEO of Playboy has the last name of Flanders - that adds the perfect touch to this article.

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