CARNAL NATION

Overall: 4 of Vibrators
Challenge: The Hermit
Homework: 2 of Paddles

Sometimes life wants us to do the opposite of what we feel is the best for us. Once in a while, it is important to break out of your comfort zone and do something new and a little risky. Overall this month is one where you luxuriate in what you have. Relationships feel comfortable; even being single feels OK. Everything seems to have its place. However, the same questions persist. Is this where you want to be? What needs to change? What do you really want to manifest for yourself? Remember that sometimes even little changes can flow naturally into something new, so you don’t have to feel like the rug was pulled out from under you. Maybe some alone time is really what the doctor ordered. Get a new toy, and experiment with it! Discover what you like. This month it's all about you, but get ready to share all you’ve learned next month.

Overall: The World
Challenge: 6 of Paddles
Homework: The Empress

Well, gee, it’s tough being you.  This month is going to be up there among the most memorable you have had in your life.  Things just seem to fall into place.  People will shower you with gifts and compliments.  You get put on a pedestal. Do you eat it all up?  Why, of course! Once in a while, it's nice to realize that you deserve to be treated well, so just sit back and bask in it.  Even if someone might have an ulterior motive when they buy you that fabulous MOMA-worthy vibrator, you still get to keep the vibrator!  With all this good news, what do you need to work on? It's pretty simple.  Give back next month what you got this month.  Pay it forward, and everyone will feel like they are a part of something bigger and more amazing.  For you single Crabs out there, get a fabulous new outfit and then shake your booty at some non-profit benefit.  You will see things shift before your eyes.  It is all about how you view yourself: if you feel like an Empress, you will be treated like one.

Overall: 6 of Fantasies
Challenge: 7 of Paddles
Homework: 8 of Fantasies.

It's a memory lane month for you, dear Virgo.  Perhaps you’re hooking up with an ex-lover ,or maybe you ran into someone you knew in college and now have a hot date.   You feel good, and your connections seem sincere and heartfelt.  But it all seems so fleeting.  Your challenge is to stop evaluating everything under a microscope.  You couldn’t keep it up as long as you did last month?  Don’t worry about it.  Trust me, the overall energy you put into your sexual relationships is more important that what you actually accomplish.  I am sure your partner would be happier if you just made an effort to try something new rather than conceding defeat before you even start.  You need a little more Tigger and a little less Eeyore in your life.  Single or coupled, this month opens doors that may trigger many things for you.  Pay attention to the messages, but don’t jump to conclusions just yet.

Overall: Ace of Fantasies
Challenge: 3 of Vibrators
Homework: Knight of Fantasies. 

Is someone seriously humming “Someday My Prince Will Come?”  Oh wait, my beloved Scorpio, it’s you!  We all fantasize about the perfect partner: the one who will take us away from reality, show us a wonderful time, and make us do naughty things in public before returning us to a clean and redecorated house.  Patience, my dear.  Someday your prince might just show up at your door.  In the meantime, why don’t you create a wonderfully naughty tale [about your prince], write it down, and share it with the next person you are with.  Your tale will come alive in a way that blurs the line between reality and fantasy.  Enjoy!

Overall; 7 of Fantasies
Challenge: Ace of Whips
Homework: 10 of Vibrators 

Well, my dear Capricorn brothers and sisters, most people think we are quite reserved and sexually conservative.  They are so wrong!  We harbor these amazing fantasies about all sorts of things (threesomes, dressing as a French maid, etc.), and sometimes we may even be consumed by them. However, we need to work on communication with respect to these fantasies. You really want to say "Come on let's try this!" but it comes out as “Vanilla again?  Sure that’s fine.” Don't do this to yourself.  Be vocal about what you want.  What good are the 10 vibrators you own if you don’t use them to their best advantage as well as your own?  Whether you are single or happily coupled (tripled, etc), bring those fantasies to life.  If you do, your stress levels will go down, and you will have a much more sexually fulfilling month.

Overall: King of Fantasies
Challenge: 5 of Whips
Homework: Queen of Whips

Well, this month is going to be interesting for you, Water Child.  Your normal emotional state is going to be amplified tenfold. As usual, you are hypersensitive to everyone’s needs and worries on top of your own.  One of your great challenges is to admit defeat and walk away from not being treated fairly.  On the other hand, you can also be guilty of being too controlling (for you Pisces, that means passive-aggressive).  Which side of the coin are you?  This could be the month to venture into a bondage/domination or role-play situation.  If you tend to be a victim in your daily life, find your power in being a Dom(me).  If you’re usually the Alpha, put on that collar and serve your partner well. For you single Fish, write down the things you fear in relationships and examine them carefully.  This month is not necessarily about getting what you want, but about being focused on clearing the path before you.