CARNAL NATION

Iridescent purple. Aerodynamic.  Buzzy.  Compact.  This little buttplug is the Bomb. 

It’s awful nice to have a cock in your pussy, right, girls?  But how often have you wished that you had something to soothe and satisfy that hot little ass of yours at the same time?   Yeah, I know.  He or she can grab it, slap it, or stroke it, but wouldn’t it be nice to have something inside to stimulate your pussy and ass simultaneously?  Something to give you a serious buzz?  The Tantus B-Bomb is just the thing. 

I realize I’m into what some people would call extreme sex.  I like double-penetration.  Heck, I personally like all three holes filled: pussy, ass, and mouth.  But many a sexual traveler finds themselves facing anal penetration with trepidation.  They think their asshole is so tight, it won’t be receptive to anything.  But as anal sex-expert Tristan Taormino assures us, anyone can take anal stimulation, if it’s done right, and the Tantus B Bomb is just the man for the job.  It’s the perfect toy to work into a virgin ass. 

I’ve gotten “starter” buttplugs shaped like fingers.  Hey, if I’d wanted a finger, I’d have gotten someone to stick their finger up there.  The Tantus B Bomb is shaped like a sleek, miniature rocket ship, so it has a little more girth than a finger, and tapers nicely to a smooth tip, aiding insertion.  At its base is a place to slide in a long, bullet-shaped vibrator.  The base of the bullet sticks out conveniently just below the lip of the buttplug, and that’s where they put the easily accessible on/off button. 

It’s brilliant.  It’s a no-brainer.  Why aren’t there more of them out there?  Combining a buttplug with a vibrator is the solution to the problem of fear of anal penetration.  People like vibrators: for massaging their shoulders, in their pussies, or pressed against their clits. These “marital aids” have helped women cum and “cured hysteria” for over a century.  So why not “cure” the hysteria around being ass-fucked?

The Tantus B’s vibrations make the anal sphincter relax.  Lube it up and rub the tip of the Tantus up and around your asshole to help it open.  Take your time.  Then, when you’re ready, it’s the perfect toy to slip up and in, and my, my, what a feeling: stimulating and nicely buzzy for you, and, if you happen to be blessed with a pussy, stimulating for that as well.  It’s especially nice for any bio-dick you might have up your cunt at the time.  The cock can feel the buzzing up against it through the pussy wall.  

You can use the Tantus B Bomb in your pussy directly, of course.  Why not?  And there’s always the convenient bullet vibrator it comes with.  Many clits are familiar with those.  It’s compact and convenient.  You can take it anywhere. 

I love this little toy.  It’s going where I’m going, and I’m going to sex summer camp this weekend.  So go.  You go, girls and boys.  Get one and have yourself a good time. 

When I received the B-Bomb vibrating silicone butt plug, it just happened to be my birthday, and I had to chuckle.  The toy, the B-Bomb, and I, Just-B, had to get down to work together right away.  I kept thinking to myself “Please Just-B da B-Bomb.” 

The packaging for the B-Bomb, thankfully, was easy to get into.  With many other toys I have reviewed lately, I've had to pull out the scissors, a steak knife, and/or meat cleaver just to get the packaging open.  But the B-Bomb came in clear, very simple packaging that I easily peeled apart.  What a relief.  There is nothing more frustrating when you are excited to use a new toy than not being able to get at it.

The design of the B-Bomb is like many other butt plugs, only on the smaller side.  At only 4” long x 3/4” to 1 1/4” wide, it is perfect for any anal play beginner.  It comes with the infamous “bullet” that we are all accustomed to using.  But if you aren’t, the bullet always comes with a battery and you simply unscrew the cap and pull out the tab that stops it from functioning and put the cap back on.  You insert the bullet into the hole at the base of the B-Bomb.  There is only one color option: It only comes in purple.

I took da B-Bomb to the bedroom and instantly got to work.  I experimented with the on/off button on the bottom of the magic bullet. And it IS strictly on/off with no speed variations, which I feared would be a limitation for me.  But I dove right in with earnest (or rather I plunged da B-Bomb right inside me).  I pulled out my water-based lube (since this toy is made of silicone and a silicone-based lube will break the toy down and typically makes for a really messy clean up) and got to work.

For my initial playtime, I began lubing up my dick and my asshole.  The beauty of this toy is that it is smaller than many so entry is much easier than with some toys.  It graduates in girth very slowly so inserting and removing the tip will quickly allow you to fully insert the B-Bomb.  I did not utilize the vibe feature when I first inserted it.  Instead I just let it sit for a moment enjoying the toy pushing against my prostate while I jerked my cock.  Having previous experience with other butt plugs, I find they often can be just as enjoyable without the vibe.  When I finally did turn the vibe on, it was incredibly intense not only on my prostate but overall anally.  The bullet is at the base, so it really does work wonders getting you pretty worked up.  This is the perfect toy to warm up for even further anal play with a partner.   A bright idea came upon me at the that point, and I remembered that this toy is perfect for use with a harness, but in lieu of a harness I pulled out a jock strap, put it on and let the straps of the jock strap do their work.  I positioned myself on my stomach and started thrusting into the bed and during each backward motion of the thrust the B-Bomb would inserted itself further and further.  I quickly came in my jock strap without even touching myself from this action. I'm guessing that somebody wearing a harness while topping me with this toy would send me completely over the edge, too.

The B-Bomb and I have had plenty more times of enjoyable play since its arrival.  At a retail price of $39, this toy is da B-Bomb of a great deal.  For straight, bi, or gay guys who have never experienced anal play, it’s the perfect toy.  And for you ladies who are looking to explore, I would think that the vibe feature could be pretty versatile for you as well.  This is a must have for any toy box.

Until my next toy arrives, Just-B will be having fun with da B-Bomb. 

A purple vibrating butt plug!?! I can't help but laugh because all I can think of is that Little Jack Horner nursery rhyme. You know the one:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'

Well, this little Jack Horny isn't planning on eating any Christmas pie, but he is certainly hoping to pull out a plum... but only after it's been inside for a good, long time. What a good boy I will be!

The Tantus B-Bomb is quite the elegant little confection with its flanged end and gently curved head. The end has a hole for inserting one of those small bullet vibes. Now, I have to admit that I have never been a fan of those bullet vibes. They are small, cheap, and frequently malfunction. Because I tend to use a lot of lube, I find those vibes to be more hassle than their worth. I can't tell you how many times one of them has slipped out of my lube-y hands and flown across the room or that my lube-y fingers have been unable to turn the damned thing on or off. But I think I can suck it up and try the vibe yet again. No, it's not easy being me. Thank you for noticing.

To avoid the whole flying bullet vibe mess, I decided to insert the vibe into the butt plug and turning it on before lubing up. So far, so good. Holding the vibrating B-Bomb in my hand before insertion, I could feel the steady mechanical pulse reverberate throughout the entire piece of purple silicone. A little squirt of water-based lube was all I needed to get that buzzing plumb inside me. And once there, I couldn't understand why anyone would want to pluck it out again. If that's being a good boy, then I'll stick with being naughty. Time to jack!

First I sat squarely and firmly down on the plug. In that position, both the plug and vibrations hit my prostate directly. I wasn't the only one to sit up and take notice of that intense sensation; little Jack Horny stood right up! I leaned back on the pillows to see what I could pull out of Little Jack. However, leaning back also took some of the pressure off the B-Bomb, lessening the sensation on the p-spot somewhat. Rocking forward again, I inadvertently turned off the vibe. The on/off switch is at the very bottom. Up and running again, I improvised a slight up-and-down motion, kind of like mini crunches, in order to get regular pulses of that direct p-spot stimulation while still being able to jack my cock in my accustomed manner.

I kept going and going and going. The B-Bomb was the perfect size for my play—not too big, not too small, but just right. I kept going and going and going. The vibrations hummed through my insides, sometimes concentrated on that one spot and sometimes reverberating through my entire torso. I kept going and going and... Wait a second. Something is missing. Dammit! The battery died. My perfect little plum of a vibrating butt plug was plum tuckered out.

Even without the vibe, my climax was... profuse and effusive. I have used it several times since without replacing the batteries, though the vibe definitely adds a significant dimension to the experience. And each time I use it, the purple B-Bomb just pops right out and seems to say "What a good butt plug am I!" Now if only we could do something about those batteries.