CARNAL NATION

We've seen some odd and disturbing things while watching pornos—Ron Jeremy's chest carpet alone is enough to inspire one to go the porno wagon—but apparently you don't get into the really strange stuff until you start watching the nature channels. Via P.Z. Myers, we found this video showing off the four-headed penis of the spiny anteater. Apparently two of the heads shut down during intercourse and the anteater ejaculates through the other two. But who are we to criticize? That still puts him one ahead anyone else reading this article. Probably.