CARNAL NATION

The thigh harness is completely new to me. It doesn't appear sexy—it looks like some kind of brace. Before I used the harness, I thought that while this might work for others, I had no use for or desire to use this toy. I felt it was good that there should be many different types of toys on the market because people have very different tastes and abilities. I just wasn't really interested, but since I have to review it, I thought I might as well give it a try. At least it's adjustable, and others could use it on me. The product website claims the harness fits thighs up to 24" around, but Good Vibrations says it fits thighs up to a 22". It fit me. The harness is made out of Neoprene, a synthetic rubber, with a more cloth-like material on the outside. This material will absorb body fluids, lube, or other liquids, getting dirty after just one long, hot, steamy and wet use. Multiple uses without washing just seems disgusting and unsanitary to me. I am not sure if this is machine washable, but I am going to do it anyway with Woolite and let it air dry. When washing Neoprene, some websites have explained that much less detergent was needed.

You can use it with a partner or strap it around a pillow for self-pleasure. I tried this with a standard pillow, and it actually worked. I sat on the pillow and humped it like a dog. This would be perfect for those into dog or puppy role playing.  I was impressed when my partner used it on me. It was fun and super simple to put on.  He found it easy to maneuver, and I felt a powerful penetration.  As far as wearing it, the thigh is really your only option—unless you have huge biceps.  My partner lay down on his back with his legs spread apart first.  I had strapped it sideways on his upper leg and then lay on my back and fucked the side of his thigh. I rocked up and down on the dildo and was able to pull against the side of his leg for deeper penetration.  His cock was within easy reach, and it was nice to watch him get hard. Next, I turned the dildo so it was facing straight up to the ceiling and rode his leg while he lay in the same position.  This felt really good to me, and if using it with another woman, this position would allow me to pleasure her at the same time.  Another position I liked was spooning with him behind me.  We had strapped the harness to his uppermost thigh, and he fucked me like that.  Doggy style would have worked just as well, but by that time his cock was very hard and it got in the way. 

Depending on the size of the actual penis it may prevent you from fully engaging with the strap-on; we were unable to comfortably do it. Finally, I rode his leg while he was sitting in a chair. My partner is the same height as me, and this didn’t really feel comfortable.  I also hate straining my leg muscles to ride someone, which seems too much like exercise—not a huge fan!  If you have a bigger leg to ride or just love this type of play, you will get a lot of use out of the harness.  I stand corrected. The pony harness is very cool. It stayed in place and gave me what I needed!

This month's review is of two toys that complement each other well: the Good Vibrations Bullseye Dildo and the Sedeux Thigh Harness. The Bullseye is a simple but effective design. It's a smooth latex dildo with a moderate curve. At its end is a bulbous head that tilts upward. The dildo is an intermediate size: 1-1/2" diameter and 5-1/2" long. The head flares out to about 2" in diameter.  Its color is remarkably opalescent—very pretty. The Sedeux Thigh Harness is similar to a neoprene knee brace. It has two velcro straps that work very well. There are no buckles; the velcro just sticks to the harness. It's easy to put on and remove. It has a 1-1/2" hole in it, which is reinforced with a sewn-in flexibile ring. It looks well constructed.

My partner and I first used the dildo/harness combination for vaginal penetration. First we tried it missionary-style, and that worked well. We then tried having her ride on my thigh cowgirl-style, and that was fun, too. As she rode the harness, I noticed we were ideally positioned for her to be pegging me with her thigh. So I think you could happily use two of these combos at once. In both positions, it was easy for my girlfriend to jack me off while being penetrated. Fun all around! My partner said the G-spot stimulation of the curved head was good. Doggy style was a little more difficult as the harness placed the dildo a bit lower than optimal. For couples where the partner on the receiving end is a good bit shorter than the wearer, this might be easier.

On to the pegging. The next time we used the Bullseye and Sedeux harness, we switched roles. My girlfriend strapped it on and penetrated me with it anally. One good feature of this dildo is that it's more rigid than some, so we didn't have any problems with it bending—it went straight in. As mentioned above, the head is a good bit larger than the rest of the dildo, so it might take a little perseverance to work it in. The surface of this dildo isn't as slick as some others. It tends to "grip" a little. We used regular lube for this, but next time I'll be using a thicker anal lube to make it easier. The curved head is good for P-spot stimulation.

I'll be using both toys again soon.

He said:

As directed, we first tried the harness on my leg, but we didn't find the placement to be of much use in actual practice. After trying multiple configurations, we finally attached the harness to a rolled up towel, which became our favorite use. The towel was heavy enough to remain in place when atop it, but it was light enough to work with when one is on one's back. 

The harness itself is nicely made of neoprene, which is comfortable to wear on one's leg.  It is stretchy, but it can be made as tight as necessary while using it. We did find that this can be a tricky balance to achieve sometimes, but we definitely managed. The hook-n-loop fastening method makes it quick and simple to remove or adjust at any time.  If you are looking for a comfy thigh harness, this is a nice one. My one reservation about it is the fixed diameter loop.  It's a hole sewn into the harness, so if the aperture is too narrow for your toy of choice, there is no way to modify it to accept the larger toy.

The dildo we were given to use with the harness was a wonderful color. It had a green surface shimmer on white, which is really kinda nice. The surface of this is not ultra-smooth like most silicone dildos; it's slightly bumpy.  This seemed to help when used vaginally, but the bumps hindered ass play for us—even with enough lube. The texture just irritated the skin.  The angle was pleasant, and the bulbous head hit all the right spots on her.  This is definitely a toy she'll continue to enjoy.

She said:

When I was using the harness and towel combo by myself, I found I was able to enjoy the bulbous head of the dildo most. Adhering the harness to the pillow was great because it was much easier for me to control the angle of the dildo hitting my G-spot. In fact, I got it placed so perfectly that I experienced a very deep and powerful orgasm. Receiving the two toys together was wonderful because I also really enjoyed playing with the dildo on its own, and in all reality, I will probably use it more often because for me it is so versatile. I did learn though that showers and dildo insertion can be a rather slippery task to hold on to. Since the dildo lacks any type of representation of balls (my favorite handle to grab hold of), I found myself struggling to keep it inside me. After both these experiences, I think maybe my ideal would be to strap the harness to a latex pillowcase and fuck myself hands-free in the shower next time. Concentrating while driving shouldn't just be left to operating motor vehicles.