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There is no film or television show that is too sacred for pornographic punsters (FYI, most of the links in this story are NSFW). Who hasn't chuckled or rolled their eyes over such titles as Splendor in the Ass or Saving Ryan's Privates? In gay porn, bigger is, of course, always better, so one of the biggest movie franchises in history is about to get the full triple-X, tongue-in-cheeks treatment. XBiz reports that DominicFord.com has announced the filming of the latest gay porn spoof: Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls. Based on the wildly popular Harry Potter series (obviously), the production has a massive budget (for gay porn, that is) of $400,000 and will be shot in three dimensions (really!) in various locations around Europe.

The film will feature most of your favorite characters but with a twist—or, rather, just plain twisted. Luke Marcum (NSFW) will wave his own magic wand in the top-billed role of Whorrey Potter with Blu Kennedy (NSFW) as his best butt buddy Ron Sleazely. Together, they will defend the Sorceror's Balls from their evil archnemesis Voldemorecock, played by porn veteran Matthew Rush (NSFW). "Our cast is amazing and the script is really smart and funny," Ford said. "We think it will be a great mix of silly, fun parody and really hot sex." Nothing in this film will be safe (except the sex) from parody, although we shudder to think of the ways the filmmakers will bastardize the Hogwarts School (eeeew!). Selected scenes will be teased on Ford's website in advance of the double-disc DVD release later this year. Don't forget your glasses.