Heidi Pratt's Husband Gives Her 30 Orgasms a Day
Obviously, we here at CarnalNation like sex. It's almost a prerequisite for the job. However, even we had to feel a little stunned when Heidi Pratt, star of MTV's reality show The Hills, recently claimed that husband Spencer Pratt regularly gives her up to 30 orgasms a day.
In an interview to be published in the September issue of Playboy (oddly, conducted by Spencer himself), Heidi told her "sex god" husband that "When I met you, I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love.... Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened."
Frankly, we're amazed not so much by the happy couple's stamina (or for that matter, the staggeringly high Viagra bill that Spencer must surely be amassing), but at their time management skills. We're pretty sure that if the CarnalNation staff was getting off 20 or 30 times a day, even if it was just quick, efficient solo sessions, not only would the upholstery in the CarnalNation offices be shot to hell in no time at all, there just wouldn't be time for us to edit new content for the site. Maybe when Heidi gets bored of squandering her talents on reality television shows like The Hills and I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!, she'll have a bold new career as an efficiency expert.