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Heidi Pratt's Husband Gives Her 30 Orgasms a Day

Obviously, we here at CarnalNation like sex. It's almost a prerequisite for the job. However, even we had to feel a little stunned when Heidi Pratt, star of MTV's reality show The Hills, recently claimed that husband Spencer Pratt regularly gives her up to 30 orgasms a day.

In an interview to be published in the September issue of Playboy (oddly, conducted by Spencer himself), Heidi told her "sex god" husband that "When I met you, I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love.... Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened."

Frankly, we're amazed not so much by the happy couple's stamina (or for that matter, the staggeringly high Viagra bill that Spencer must surely be amassing), but at their time management skills. We're pretty sure that if the CarnalNation staff was getting off 20 or 30 times a day, even if it was just quick, efficient solo sessions, not only would the upholstery in the CarnalNation offices be shot to hell in no time at all, there just wouldn't be time for us to edit new content for the site. Maybe when Heidi gets bored of squandering her talents on reality television shows like The Hills and I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!, she'll have a bold new career as an efficiency expert.

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Believe it!

I am a woman in a relationship with a very skilled and attentive lover. We're both married to others, and have been learning about each others' bodies for nearly two years now. Together we've discovered that I too am multi-orgasmic, something I'd never known in all my long life. (I should add, I'm post-menopausal and 54 years of age.) One day we were curious about the quantity of the earthshattering orgasms I was having so my lover brought a note pad of paper and a pen to one of our lovemaking sessions. Every time an orgasm rocked me to my core, I'd reach over and make a mark. After about two hours, we showered and dressed and counted the marks on the pad. There were 21 of them. If I had not been there myself, experiencing those orgasms myself, and making those marks myself, I never would have believed it. But this old broad has learned a lot on this adventure with the best lover on Earth.

Right on, Heidi, I'm glad you found out this is possible so young and that it's you and your husband who have your whole lives ahead of you to enjoy it!

Heidi Pratt's Husband Gives Her 30 Orgasms a Day

Does her husband have a brother?

20? topped that

My husband and I can top out at about 100 in a 24h period... 20 can be done in a single session.

30 orgasms

My wife told me she wanted 9 inchs of rough sex so, I Fu--ked her 3 times & punched her in the mouth !!

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