CARNAL NATION

The El Rey is an excellent all-purpose dildo. If you like it on the larger side, or if you just want one, or you need a “starter,” this is a good choice.

Looking at it, you’d think: “Ok, average dildo, off-the-rack at the sex shop.” I thought that I’d have to use a condom on it, but upon first use I found that, unlike cheap versions of dubious origin, it didn’t sting or irritate the walls of my sensitive pussy passage. The silicone on the El Rey is of a much better quality than that.

In terms of size, the El Rey is about 6 inches long, about an inch and a quarter in diameter, and appended with some very large balls. To try it, first my boyfriend ate my pussy and I came on his face, so my cunt was slick with pussy juice. Then he slid the dildo in, and fucked it deep into me. The shaft hangs ever-so-slightly down, which I found to be uncomfortable, but if you turn the dildo over, the balls are on top and the tip curves slightly up. This way I found the balls provide clitoral stimulation when you’re being pounded, and the shaft tilts up to provide optimal vaginal enjoyment. We discovered this also to be true in the anus. Believe it or not, with my boyfriend’s help we got that 6-inch-plus mother up my ass to the balls. With my ass thus penetrated, he knelt behind me, coaxed me to tilt my pelvis back, and rubbed his cock head against my pussy lips. Then he slid his dick into my cunt. I’ve seen strap-ons for men that had a place for the cock and balls to protrude, and, above, to insert a dildo. We created the same effect without the need of a harness. The suction cup at the dildo’s base provided added springiness between us, as our hips rocked together. With both bio-and non-bio cock in me simultaneously, I must report I got thoroughly fucked.

I like the El Rey. The silicone is high-quality; the size is good; and I like that it comes in “coffee,” “vanilla,” and “caramel:” something for all tastes. “Coffee,” arrived in the mail for me, and since I’ve got an equal-opportunity cunt when it comes to bio-dick, I was happy to add that variety to my collection of faux fellows. Use any of these boys to stir it up, and you may find you’re adding a little bit of your own cream.