CARNAL NATION

The clear packaging of the El Rey Silicone Dildo revealed every tantalizing inch of the newest addition to my toy box. Excited and impatient, I ripped into the packaging immediately, which, I must say, was much easier to "undress" than many other toys. Then I got right down to inspecting the El Rey up close.

The design of the El Rey is pretty straightforward. It’s a standard, lifelike dildo measuring 6 inches long and 1-½ inches in diameter and crafted in silicone with big balls and veiney details that you will thoroughly enjoy. The El Rey comes in three different "skin" colors.  Mine is of a darker hue, so I’ve named him “Lenny Kravitz,” my own little personal fantasy.   

Initially I put the “Lenny” into my toy box for play on a later date. Normally, I get right to work testing a toy, but for some reason the El Rey seemed to deserve a special moment reserved for it. My schedule that day was simply packed.   

A day or two later, I pulled the “Lenny” out of my toy box and went to the bathroom. The bathroom would have a ton of hard surfaces that the suction cup on the bottom of the toy would easily adhere to. I started by applying the toy to the wall and going down on “Lenny.” Not only do I love to give head, but I also wanted to warm the silicone up before anal play. If you have an oral fixation, this toy will definitely meet those needs. I sucked on “Lenny” while fingering my asshole and lubing myself in preparation for entry. 

After my foreplay with “Lenny,” I repositioned him lower on the wall and at an angle so I could be on all fours slowly teasing my hole with his head. Entry with this toy is pretty easy: it’s the perfect size even for anyone from  a beginner to an advanced toy user like myself.  Now being on all fours was fun, but it was not, for me, the best angle to take advantage of what “Lenny” had to offer. I quickly realized that sitting on him and riding the toy would be a much better plan. I pulled him off of the wall and suction-cupped him to the floor. 

Once inside, “Lenny” quickly lived up to my fantasy: very easy to ride and sturdy enough to handle this position (and any other angle for that matter). I came in a matter of minutes. In later sessions that I have had with “Lenny,” I included my BO vibrating cock ring.  Placing the BO around the base of “Lenny” and above his balls, he became a vibrator. This has become my favorite way to play with my new friend.

The versatility of this toy is excellent. The suction cup at the base gives the toy the ability to be used in any environment with a clean, smooth surface. 

Since it's made out of silicone, clean-up is very fast and a simple: hot water and an anti-bacterial soap followed by a quick "shower" in the dish washer. “Lenny” was clean and ready for future play in no time. 

At a retail price of $59, “Lenny”… I mean the El Rey is a great buy. Its size is generous but not painful.  But for those size queens out there, there is also the option of the El Grande for you hombres and chicas who want something a little “grander,” which I'm guessing is closer to the real "Lenny" experience.
 

The El Rey is an excellent all-purpose dildo. If you like it on the larger side, or if you just want one, or you need a “starter,” this is a good choice.

Looking at it, you’d think: “Ok, average dildo, off-the-rack at the sex shop.” I thought that I’d have to use a condom on it, but upon first use I found that, unlike cheap versions of dubious origin, it didn’t sting or irritate the walls of my sensitive pussy passage. The silicone on the El Rey is of a much better quality than that.

In terms of size, the El Rey is about 6 inches long, about an inch and a quarter in diameter, and appended with some very large balls. To try it, first my boyfriend ate my pussy and I came on his face, so my cunt was slick with pussy juice. Then he slid the dildo in, and fucked it deep into me. The shaft hangs ever-so-slightly down, which I found to be uncomfortable, but if you turn the dildo over, the balls are on top and the tip curves slightly up. This way I found the balls provide clitoral stimulation when you’re being pounded, and the shaft tilts up to provide optimal vaginal enjoyment. We discovered this also to be true in the anus. Believe it or not, with my boyfriend’s help we got that 6-inch-plus mother up my ass to the balls. With my ass thus penetrated, he knelt behind me, coaxed me to tilt my pelvis back, and rubbed his cock head against my pussy lips. Then he slid his dick into my cunt. I’ve seen strap-ons for men that had a place for the cock and balls to protrude, and, above, to insert a dildo. We created the same effect without the need of a harness. The suction cup at the dildo’s base provided added springiness between us, as our hips rocked together. With both bio-and non-bio cock in me simultaneously, I must report I got thoroughly fucked.

I like the El Rey. The silicone is high-quality; the size is good; and I like that it comes in “coffee,” “vanilla,” and “caramel:” something for all tastes. “Coffee,” arrived in the mail for me, and since I’ve got an equal-opportunity cunt when it comes to bio-dick, I was happy to add that variety to my collection of faux fellows. Use any of these boys to stir it up, and you may find you’re adding a little bit of your own cream.

I am sorry to say that there has been an unfortunate lull in my sex life recently. The El Rey was a much needed toy, and it was used the moment I got home. The El Rey dildo is quite lifelike, and mine came in the most delicious color ever: chocolate brown! Mmmmm! There are two other colors for people preferring lighter skin tones though I am not one of them.

I have spent the better part of my life lusting after dark skin, and only recently have I been able to talk about it comfortably. It is just so awkward to tell men that you would prefer to have black cock. Whatever race they are, it always seemed so uncomfortable, and I always felt the need to explain the inner workings of my mind. Especially when I love women of every color. Sorry guys. Everything changed for me when I read a book called Real Live Nude Girl: Chronicles of Sex-Positive Culture. This book was written by the amazing and inspiring Dr. Carol Queen. In it she uses the term “race fetish.”  I swear I heard angels singing from the heavens when I first learned of that. Suddenly, I had a respectful way to inform others about my preferences. Thank you for this and so much more Carol!!!

Back to the El Rey in all of its lifelike glory. I love the big balls, and the head is fabulous. There's even a hole in the tip of the penis. The El Rey also feels pretty lifelike, much closer to skin than glass or ceramic. The silicone material is nice because it is soft but not porous, so it can be thoroughly cleaned. Washing the dildo was erotic, I gave it a hand job for 45 seconds, and it was ready. I noticed the suction cup during the preparatory cleaning and tested it out first on the wall. The suction definitely worked well as I bent over and fucked myself from behind. My platform bed was next. I'm pleased to inform you that I have now had sex with my bed.  A coffee table would also work well for this, or a hard chair. Fun, fun, fun! My only disappointment with the dildo was the circumference. As I said before, I stroked it for almost a minute and it did not get any bigger. If it grew a little fatter and squirted cum then it would be perfect for my pussy. However, the size was not an issue when I fucked my friend in the ass though. The suction cup makes a good handle for vigorous pounding. He told me that the dildo was certainly big enough. It took him a moment to regain his composure, so I believe him. Overall this is a wonderful toy if you don't require girth. If you do, then perhaps you should try the El Grande.