Rep. Sally Kern: "Gays Caused Recession"
It is, of course, only the most astute among the American public who can truly discern the actual internecine intentions that subtend the deceptively banal line items of the seemingly straightforward yet subtly diabolical Homosexual Agenda. In fact, it is well known among those few brave—and, dare we say, righteous—Americans who defend all that is good and fair that such shibboleths as 'rights' and 'equality' and even 'justice' are merely the sanctimonious markers of a plot for world domination of a complexity not seen since the Protocols of the Elders of Zion exposed the evil plans and machinations of the Jews at the turn of the 20th century. Oklahoma state legislator, member of the Republican party, and Christian defender of the faith Sally Kern has bravely stepped forward to bring to light how the Homosexual Agenda is already destroying the moral fiber of not only America but also the world.
Representative Kern has risked public derision, disgrace, and humiliation in order to reveal that the global recession that has so tragically afflicted the hardworking Christian families of these United States of America (non-Christian families have apparently been spared economic hardship in a manner not dissimilar to Passover for the Jews of Egypt) is the direct result of the necromancy of the gays. Yes, the gays caused the recession. But in true Christian fashion, Rep. Kern does not hate the sinners, only the sin. "What I hope comes out of this is that those people who believe in the Judeo-Christian faith will come together and step up," she said. To that end, Kern will unveil tomorrow her Oklahoma Proclamation of Morality, which she hopes will refocus America's priorities toward more moral and righteous ends. Indeed, after bravely exposing the gay plot to destroy the world economy and undermine heterosexuality with abortion and pornography, this bastion of values may feel so emboldened as to no longer need to bring her gun into the Oklahoma State Capitol. Righteousness shall be the only armor she needs as she delivers her Proclamation of Morality not only to the governor of Oklahoma but also to the President of the United States (if, in fact, it turns out he's not a Muslim as the rumors state). In her crusade, Rep. Kern will find an ally in Jenny Sanford, the wronged wife of the immoral governor of South Carolina, who has candidly revealed that "Gay marriage wrecked her family."
A spokesperson for Ellen Degeneres, evil mastermind and current torchbearer of the Homosexual Agenda who transmits covert messages to gay operatives through her dance moves on her daily talk show, was overheard crying, "Curses! Foiled again!" in the mens room of the Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus.
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The article about Jenny
The article about Jenny Sanford's comments is from an Onion-like satire site.... is this whole post supposed to be satire? I read CarnalNation almost every day and have always assumed that the posts are well-researched and credible. Please make sure they actually are, and if they're not, mark them as such. Thanks.
SATANS' EVIL SOLDIERS
The wages of sin is death! Thank Heaven we have courages women like Representative Kern to man the bastions and repeal the evil homosexuals. With Her pitchfork and her gun, She shall save the Nation and restore Christ as the only true American.
God Bless Her. Praise the Lord and pass the amunition!!!
Sally Kerns
Unfortunately, this woman is from my home state, I don't live there anymore because of such asinine people like Sally Kerns.
gayla
You must hurry back and register to Vote. This is all Your fault.
Jesus
No thanks, she can wreak havoc on Okla. all she wants. I'll stay in Texas and fight the Republicans, especially Cornyn and Perry.
Yeah make sure everyone knows
Yeah make sure everyone knows that the Jenny Sanford article is fake/satire. That really faked me out--and pissed me off at the time.
Sally Kerns and the honorable Jenny Sanford
Do ya think that Mrs. Sanford was implying that her husband was sleeping with an Argentinian transvestite or transsexual? LMAO.
What's worse, the idiot legistator or ...
... the completely inaccessible language of this incredibly poorly written article? Aside for the self aggrandizing use language that even most college educated people will find too dense and obtuse to gain much meaning from the article doesn't even quote the woman saying something which would blame the recession. I'm not doubting she said such things but the article is incredibly weak without such quotes. How do we know this is what she thinks? What does this "Oklahoma Proclamation of Morality" actually contain?
A very poor piece of journalism on a very important subject.
article on Sally Kerns.
I totally agree with you. I would say who cares, but she is in a position of some power. I would like to know the truth behind this article.
What does this "Oklahoma Proclamation of Morality" actually cont
Google is your friend.
Want to know what the Oklahoma Proclamation of Morality contains??
See:
http://www.examiner.com/x-4107-Gay--Lesbian-Issues-Examiner~y2009m7d2-Re...
'Morality (?)' Proclamation etc.
Over here (the UK), we watch mystified as the US drowns in a sea of religiosity, homophobia not least. Now, just how did homosexuals (male, female or both?) cause the recession? I thought until now it had something to do with the economy. But no, 'It's homosexuals, stupid.' And same-sex marriage threatens 'proper marriage'? So, it I buy cake, are cookies threatened? Haven't the horrified, self-righteous godly ever heard of non-sequitur?
Morality Michael?
Michael, I am truly trying to figure out the idiocy of that statement. Every queen, one of whom is my uncle, love to spend money. In Dallas, when the "queers" I can say that cause I am queer, gay, ....., took over Cedar Springs, everyone thought it would be like the total ruination of such an old colorful area of Dallas. What happened, is that the queers moved in and so did the money and businesses. Real estate went up, retail went gaga and the "straights" found the bars. Wonderful gayification of Cedar Springs occurred and the Republicans were all happy to take our tax dollars. So, Michael from my point of reference, I don't see where "WE" caused the recession either.
Now, however, there has been the ugly head of discrimination, anger, hostility by Ft. Worth, TX. police who raided a new gay bar called "The Rainbow Room". On the anniversary of 40 years since Stonewall, these cops managed to go to other bars; arrive at this bar with a paddy wagon, plastic cuffs and caused a young man to fall and as a result damn near killed him. Now, if you were the owner of a bar, with prior knowledge of the license, etc. checks oh, & for public drunk also, would you not warn your patrons prior to the "visit"? I bring this up because the police used force becasue someone drunk "groped" him. Go figure.
If you have some astute reason that can help me out, I'd love to hear it.
Tks. and Happy 4th of July.
Juicing the Fruits
Juicing the Fruits
by James Nimmo
(OKLAHOMA CITY) I'm sure the sham of appearing at the Capitol and giving the impression this is a legislative procedure is exactly what was intended when GOPer Sally Kern and Krew planned their morality proclamation ceremony on July 2 in Oklahoma City.
If she were interested in promoting only morality and not instead, introducing her personal religious restrictions, why isn't she using her own church, Olivett Baptist, as her backdrop?
As always with the mentally unbalanced words and actions are morphed into absurd definitions and shapes. Lies to support other lies are always invented, regardless of how holy the intent of the lies is supposed to be.
She speaks of divorce as contributing to national decline. How short her memory is for anything except bible verses.
Kern's patron saint, Ronald Reagan, was divorced, as is Newt Gingrich and Rumbaugh twice each. Sen. Vitter of LA likes diaper sex with paid escorts and Gov. Sandford of SC abandons his family and state duties to amorize in Argentina. Gov. Palin of AK can't teach her eldest daughter to say simple words like, "No".
When you don't set yourself up on a high soap box in the first place and then mistake it for a psychiatrist's office you don't have to fall so inevitably far when you come up short in your own life.
Kern should spend more time looking at the fruit falling close to her family tree ( http://tinyurl.com/krahr9 ) before she tries to juice the private lives of others.
article on Sally Kerns.
Bravo!! I've been told, by my Grandfather, that lies are like a choke chain. Each becomes a little tighter until you choke on those lies. Great responses!
Tks.
Gayla
Sally Kern Descended from Emperor Justinian?
Sally Kern Descended from Emperor Justinian?
With the latest proclamation from Oklahoma GOPer Rep. Sally Kern, she has finally revealed her true lineage: she's not a christian at all, she's descended from several Roman emperors--Constantius, Valentian, Theodosius, and the most famous of all, Justinian the Great. ( http://tinyurl.com/mq8d8y )
Justinian (JG for short), a christian of course, really got the ball rolling to advance the persecution of same-gender sexual activity in 6th century, when what passed for science was called philosophy and the earth was thought to be at the center of the solar system.
Just as Ms. Kern's proclamation declares "this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; she's just fulfilling her empirical destiny. JG declared in 538 AD that homosexual activity was immoral and lead to earthquakes, famines and pestilence.
JG also made it Roman (dba christian) law that homosexuality would be punished by torture, mutilation, and castration. Plain stoning wasn't enough, I guess, to really put the stamp of disapproval on same-gender attraction.
As you can read from Ms. Kern's laundry list of sexual activities she's really hot-and-bothered about some of the things responsible adults do in private.
Her proclamation goes in part to blame the latest capitalist economic recession to be caused by immoral behavior: we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis. She also said in a video on an Oklahoma City television station that her god will look after the checkbook if we humans will look after the morality. ( http://tinyurl.com/m2haj8 )
Yet she fails to show the connection between her private confusion of mind in regard to legal, private adult activities and the workings of the international economic markets. Can it really be true that major world financial centers aren't listening to Ms. Kern's advice?
Well, if listening is what she needs to get along with her life and perhaps find out why her 32-year old son isn't married and gives his sexuality to his god ( http://tinyurl.com/39kpsq ) she's given us an opportunity to hear her on Thursday, July 2, noon, at the Oklahoma Capitol Building, NW 23rd and Lincoln, Oklahoma City. You can join her and others to help sign her historical document or you can join an alternative event, same time, same place, sponsored by the ACLU of Oklahoma ( http://tinyurl.com/ma4p6b )
You can read the proclamation and some other background on the spurious quotes it uses at http://tinyurl.com/laoa3a .