CARNAL NATION

I was very excited about having Kegel weights. What straight/bi woman does not want to hear “Damn you have the tightest pussy!” every time you get fucked. The packaging is awesome; it made me feel so special when I received them. The instructions and satin pouch are under the plastic thing holding the balls.  They are not visible; I did not even notice them, until I read on the box that they were included.  The Luna user manual looks huge at first, luckily only 9 pages are in English.  LELO is the company that makes the Luna Pleasure Bead System.  They have an impressive web site and make a wide variety of toys for both men and women.

The instructions say it may take up to 12 weeks of daily 30-minute sessions to achieve noticeable results. A full set includes two 28-gram balls, two 37-gram balls, and the composition girdle that holds two balls together.  They are made from body-safe materials and are easy to clean.  A one-year LELO warranty is also part of the package. It is very easy to use, you simply insert like you would a tampon. I found I needed to position it a little once it was inside though. While wearing them, I was shaking my butt around trying to feel the inner weights hitting the sides of the balls, sadly I felt no subtle vibrations. The name “pleasure bead system” leads you to believe they will cause a pleasurable feeling when inserted.  In my opinion this is not a toy.  You would not refer to the “hand exercise squeeze balls” as a toy, it is exercise equipment.  Unless you masturbate with a super-size tampon, I highly doubt you will get off on these little balls. I have never used anal beads before, but I would love to watch someone else put these balls in their ass, which could turn out badly. Don't hold me responsible; I just want to watch.

I wore the 28-gram (pink) balls first while doing laundry and going to the video store. There were no problems, but I’m in my early 20’s with no kids.  It's good they stayed in because I wore the balls with no panties and it would be so traumatic to have them fall out of my skirt.  I did feel a slight vaginal itch while in Blockbuster.  It went away after a minute or two.  I’ve never literally felt an itch there before, weird.  I didn't feel any difference in the weight of the two balls, while holding them or wearing them. I went out walking and danced around naked with the 37-gram (blue) balls, and they also stayed in.  Every time I wore it while running errands, I ended up forgetting it was there.  If only all exercise was this easy and convenient!  Considering the Luna Pleasure Beads are around the same price as a mani/pedi, I think it’s a wonderful thing to do for yourself and your future.

[Editor's Note: These beads are NOT recommended for anal use.]