CARNAL NATION

We understand that sex sells, but Burger King's advertisement for its "Super Seven Incher," seems to take it to extreme lengths. It doesn't seem designed so much to make the viewer say "I want a hamburger," as to make them think "I want to go rent some porn." Judging from the expression on the woman's face, it also seems to reveal the preference of certain ad executives for the company of RealDolls. Something deeply twisted seems to be happening at Burger King in general; if you remember, just a few months ago, they tried to sex up Spongebob Squarepants for little kids with images of shaking square booty. And let's not even discuss the wisdom of coming up with the creepy king in the plastic mask in the first place.

Even more disturbing is that BK isn't alone in their conviction that what they're selling isn't grease-laden, over-priced, barely edible, bargain basement food, but really hot sex. In the video below, Carl's Jr. tries to sell its customers on the idea that their milkshakes are just like a handjob.