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Monday, November 16, 2009 - 2:00pm By System AdministratorLet's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." Copyranter's Buygone Product of the Week is...
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Monday, November 16, 2009 - 1:00pm By System AdministratorIf you take the porn out of porn, what are you left with? Porn Negative Space crops and edits porn clips to remove any trace of naughty action, in an effort to see what remains. Does the missing...
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Thursday, November 12, 2009 - 1:30pm By System AdministratorIn our underwear. In the woods. And did we mention the aforementioned underwear is made with organic ingredients? We'll be back later. Maybe. It's hard to say. Would you want to come back to...
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Friday, November 6, 2009 - 12:30pm By System AdministratorUh, we're not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but, uh... wow. That is not what we meant. Good hustle, though! There's something about hot chicks... They can just do whatever they...
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Monday, November 2, 2009 - 11:30am By System AdministratorMaybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork. Brad Tinmouth gives his gift to art...
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 8:30am By System AdministratorOh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. Loewe, the Spanish luxury brand, came up with this advertisement for their new scent, Aire Loco. Really, we have no idea what's going on. We're...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009 - 10:30am By System AdministratorWe've all been tempted to use the office copy machine for, ahem, non-work related purposes. In their latest fashion spread, Vice put balls to the wall glass plate and actually had models photocopying...
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 11:30am By System AdministratorClose your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 11:39am By Chris HallThe idea that "print is dying" has become the conventional wisdom nowadays. If you want to play with the cool kids in the media pundit lounge, you have to chant that at least eight times a day. And who can blame them? In America, at least...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 - 8:30am By System AdministratorHave you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially...
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Monday, October 19, 2009 - 1:30pm By System AdministratorApparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might...
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Monday, October 19, 2009 - 11:00am By System AdministratorAfter over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us...
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Monday, October 19, 2009 - 10:30am By System AdministratorWe sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. The Foundry, the advertising agency that skankified the classic character,...
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Monday, October 19, 2009 - 9:51am By Chris HallThe German online clothing retailer Von Rosen wants men to know exactly how hot and manly their pants are. How hot and manly are they? If you're starting to get it on with your girlfriend and decide to take a phone call on your cell, the pants...
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Monday, October 19, 2009 - 9:50am By System AdministratorWe received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or...
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