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Friday, March 5, 2010 - 2:20pm By Betty Dodson and Carlin RossMost men have small penises. Most women have small breasts. Porn is a caricature. All women love a man with a "slow hand".
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Thursday, January 28, 2010 - 11:04am By ToolBoxShe got hers with the Rock-Chick Vibrator, and he got his with the Rude Boy Vibrating Anal Plug; now Rocks-Off has got something they can play with together, the 4US Vibrating Cock Ring. This innovative vibe is "for him to wear and couples to...
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Friday, January 22, 2010 - 11:19am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyIt makes a tent pole under the sheets when the alarm goes off in the morning, but when you want it, it's disappeared: erections are tantalizing and frustrating phenomena. One source we looked at described an erection as a "hemodynamic event...
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Thursday, January 21, 2010 - 2:12pm By Tim McElreavyDo you feel lonely? Rejected? Unpopular? Perhaps you need a condom. See what a condom did for one sad member after the jump.
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Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 5:42pm By ToolBoxThis latest VixSkin design might just steal your heart. With its revolutionary realistic material, the Bandit offers a head slightly smaller than the rest of the shaft, allowing one to ease into the girth. The substantial length makes it great for...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 11:57am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyUnless you went to an extremely enlightened school, chances are you learned how to put on a condom either by trial and error or from a partner. We suggest you try our way—there may be a tip or two in here you haven't hit on yet. The first and...
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - 1:48pm By Dr. Amy MarshThe holiday season has worked its magic at last. Yes, Virginia, there IS a fly agaric mushroom impersonating an elderly, flying shaman... (or is it the other way around?), but before we get to that, let’s talk about the mushroom-colored,...
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Monday, November 30, 2009 - 12:42pm By ThumperA professor of mine once said: Masturbation is like procrastination, 'cause all you’re doing is fucking yourself. And though we sometimes revel in these favorite of skills, at times it is best that we hold off on our personal habits in order to...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 - 1:13pm By Tim McElreavyAhead of elections in Denmark's capital, a curious addition to the campaign posters has been noticed around town: bright yellow stickers in the shape of a penis. The Copenhagen Post reports that the stickers were a guerrilla publicity move by a...
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Monday, November 16, 2009 - 3:02pm By Jessica O'ReillyYou’re not alone. Many women who have never had penile-vaginal (PV) intercourse find the thought of a penis inside of them quite intimidating. And, of course, you’re a well-adjusted woman! Just because you don’t crave one particular type of...
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Monday, November 16, 2009 - 2:22pm By Perv PanelI’m a twenty-six-year-old woman, and I’ve never had sex. I get into relationships and enjoy intimacy, making out, and fondling but the idea of having a penis inside of me scares the hell out of me. I have strong sexual feelings, but I’m just afraid...
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Friday, October 30, 2009 - 5:46am By Jessica O'ReillyNewsflash: oral sex is not just for humans. A study out of China reveals that the female short-nosed fruit bat often licks the male's penis while mating. And due to her flexibility and the pair’s dorsoventral (rear entry) positioning, she does...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 4:36pm By SteveYou know how when somebody describes a weird sexual gadget, you just know it’s from Japan? Well the Tenga Flip practically defines the Japanese weird sexual gadget. At its core, it’s a masturbation sleeve: you put lube in it,...
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Friday, October 9, 2009 - 11:05am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyMy boyfriend was doing something reeeeally interesting to my balls—and suddenly I had this agonizing pain my right one and it won't go away. Ok. Unlike a broken dick, this is an emergency. Testicular torsion is a twist in one of the cords that...
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Thursday, October 1, 2009 - 7:41pm By ToolBoxMaking its debut is this affordable vibrating penis/dildo casting kit that is bound to get rave reviews! Easy to use, this kit has everything you’ll need to cast your favorite “member” in non-porous, safe elastomer, with the added...
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