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Sunday, February 7, 2010 - 1:24pm By Jessica O'ReillyA Florida city Commissioner is using sex to urge her constituents to take part in the 2010 census. Aventura Commissioner Luz Weinberg is promoting the census, which “counts every resident in the United States, and is required by the...
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009 - 3:27pm By Dr Marty KleinRemember playing with photos and scissors as a young teen? You’d make collages: your scrawny face on a caveman’s body, your friend’s body with the head of a dog, you and a movie star on a beach in Hawaii. Silly adolescent stuff, harmless. Now what...
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Saturday, December 5, 2009 - 5:01am By Matthew LawrenceFlorida governor Charlie Crist worries about your children, but apparently he's not concerned enough to double-check phone numbers he gives out to parents if they want to know about health insurance options. According to the Palm Beach Post, people...
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Friday, November 20, 2009 - 3:17pm By Jessica O'ReillyCanadian snowbirds who flock to Florida’s sunny south to relieve their winter blues are being cautioned to practice safer sex while on vacation. Sandra Bullock, professor of health studies and gerontology at the University of Waterloo warns...
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Friday, November 13, 2009 - 9:28am By Matthew LawrenceStudents at a Kansas middle school are protesting after one of the school's most popular teachers was fired on Monday. The offense? He made a penis joke about the shape of Florida. No, really. Last month Shawnee Mission science teacher Ryan...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 - 9:01am By Matthew LawrenceApopka, Florida, is a small city located about a half-hour northwest of Orlando. It is called the Indoor Foliage Capital of the World and has had the same mayor for fifty-five years. It is not really the type of place where anyone would...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 - 8:27am By Matthew LawrenceAn article published today in the Tallahassee Democrat takes a look at Bond Elementary School, a public school in Florida's capital that last year introduced same-sex classes. Principal Pam Hightower has researched all-male classrooms and discovered...
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Monday, September 14, 2009 - 1:39pm By Chris HallIf you ever needed proof that the "pro-life" movement is driven more by a fear of sex than lovey-dovey concern for the welfare of innocent children, the anti-abortion group Personhood Florida just handed it to you. The group has just...
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Sunday, September 6, 2009 - 8:33am By Matthew LawrenceWhen Berisford England was stopped for speeding in Florida last month, officers probably weren't anticipating that they'd be booking him for grand theft auto and threatening the life of an officer. They probably also weren't suspecting to find...
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Friday, August 28, 2009 - 5:20pm By Chris HallFor the American Association of Nude Recreation, baring it all is acceptable, bordering on de rigeur, at the organization's member resorts. G-strings, on the other hand, seem to be a no-no. The AANR recently voted to temporarily suspend the...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 - 10:57am By Tim McElreavyIt's summertime, and everywhere (except in San Francisco) that means beach weather. Despite the vexing propensity of sand to work its ways into even the remotest of orifices, many people enjoy shedding all of their clothes for that all-over tan. In...
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Friday, July 17, 2009 - 9:26am By Chris HallThe latest episode in the hysteria over teen "sexting" takes place in Florida. The Miami-Dade school board says that it wants to be a "leader" in the fight against "sexting, " even though there haven't yet been any...
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 1:11pm By Chris HallWhen you offer to give someone your two cents, you need to be very careful about who you make that offer to. That's a lesson that Fausino Diaz-Hernandez learned the hard way. Diaz-Hernandez, a homeless man with 19 arrests on his record, was arrested...
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Thursday, May 7, 2009 - 11:13am By Chris HallIt says something about the state of the Catholic Church's credibility that, upon hearing that a popular priest in Florida was embroiled in a sex scandal, we heaved a big sigh of relief when it turned out that there were no 12-year-old boys involved...
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Thursday, April 30, 2009 - 11:28pm By John PettittIf you've spent enough time on the web you've see ads from AdultFriendFinder. If you haven't found the one ewe love yet you might consider a site that claims to be New Zealand's #1 dating site: AdultSheepFinder.com. The service offers '...
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