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Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 5:42pm By ToolBoxThis latest VixSkin design might just steal your heart. With its revolutionary realistic material, the Bandit offers a head slightly smaller than the rest of the shaft, allowing one to ease into the girth. The substantial length makes it great for...
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Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 5:41pm By Jack HoffmanFor anal insertion, I love glass and stainless steel. Dildos and p-spot stimulators made of these materials are sleek and chic and highly effective. My njoy Fun Wand Dildo gives me a great bang for my fuck. Every time I use my Spectral Glass Dildo,...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 11:57am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyUnless you went to an extremely enlightened school, chances are you learned how to put on a condom either by trial and error or from a partner. We suggest you try our way—there may be a tip or two in here you haven't hit on yet. The first and...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 - 1:13pm By Tim McElreavyAhead of elections in Denmark's capital, a curious addition to the campaign posters has been noticed around town: bright yellow stickers in the shape of a penis. The Copenhagen Post reports that the stickers were a guerrilla publicity move by a...
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Friday, October 9, 2009 - 11:05am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyMy boyfriend was doing something reeeeally interesting to my balls—and suddenly I had this agonizing pain my right one and it won't go away. Ok. Unlike a broken dick, this is an emergency. Testicular torsion is a twist in one of the cords that...
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Thursday, October 1, 2009 - 4:44pm By Tim McElreavyYou kind of have to be in the mood to sample exotic foods, not to mention a little adventurous. But what if those strange delicacies are also good for you—improving, say, your complexion or your circulation? The menu at the Guolizhuang...
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009 - 2:22pm By Tim McElreavyRumors and speculation have run rampant for weeks about what the next move for Levi Johnston, gadfly and stud to the Palin family, will do next. He has reportedly been kicking around Hollywood of late, considering a variety of offers that will help...
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Friday, August 28, 2009 - 10:07am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyThere were supposed to be three of us in that bed – her, me, and my erection. Only two of us showed up. And she probably told you that that it happens to all men sometimes, didn’t she? Well, she may not be absolutely right- somewhere there’s...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 - 11:09am By Margaret WadeSoft penises are delightful in many ways, and they have their uses even for those of us who nearly always experience them firsthand in their firmer state. But the fact of the matter is that, through all the many, many centuries of phallus worship,...
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Monday, August 17, 2009 - 9:20am By Perv PanelI have become so tired of hearing men comment, or even directly ask, how their penis rates in size to other men's penises. I hate being put in the position again and again to have to answer that question. I am not a size queen, and actually think...
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 7:15pm By ThumperAs a dick pig myself, I agree that all cocks are perfect in their own way, and I make a point in almost every cocky encounter I’m in to lay it on thick about how beautiful and tasty and gorgeous each trick’s meat is. When I started getting around...
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Monday, May 25, 2009 - 10:40pm By Tim McElreavyAll of his friends probably think differently now of 27-year-oid Lukas Neuhardt, who in an attempt to impress those very same friends, stuck a loaded handgun into his pants and pulled the trigger. He thought the safety was on. Oops. Embarrassed, the...
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009 - 8:34pm By Tim McElreavyFreud called it man's greatest, most primal fear, and yet, we at CarnalNation find ourselves continually amazed, appalled, and alarmed by the number of men who find themselves separated from their penises. You might recall the news item we presented...
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Monday, May 4, 2009 - 3:34pm By Juba KalamkaThough you haven’t given any indication as to your sexuality or gender (or, more specifically, the space or spaces you need filled up), I have, through my mutant superpowered postgrad b-boy bi-fag intuitiveness, figured out some workable suggestions...
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Monday, May 4, 2009 - 2:39pm By Chip AugustSo, you think the problem is his size – he’s a cocktail weenie but you’re hungry for a kielbasa? Maybe so, but it’s also possible you’re the Lincoln Tunnel, and he’s…(OK maybe the analogy thing isn’t working?) First you’re going to have to...
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