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Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 5:42pm By ToolBoxThis latest VixSkin design might just steal your heart. With its revolutionary realistic material, the Bandit offers a head slightly smaller than the rest of the shaft, allowing one to ease into the girth. The substantial length makes it great for...
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Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 5:41pm By Jack HoffmanFor anal insertion, I love glass and stainless steel. Dildos and p-spot stimulators made of these materials are sleek and chic and highly effective. My njoy Fun Wand Dildo gives me a great bang for my fuck. Every time I use my Spectral Glass Dildo,...
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 - 1:42pm By Just-BI was looking forward to this toy review a little too much. Like a kid waiting to be able to open his gifts on Christmas day, I waited with anticipation until the package arrived with my new Bandit VixSkin Realistic Dildo. The packaging was simple...
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 - 1:27pm By Tess DanesiIt’s crunch time; I’m down to the wire for this review, but I’ve been too busy repeatedly testing the Bandit by Vixskin to sit down (unless I’m sitting on it) and write about it. You see, in the absence of an actual cock of the near perfect...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 2:43pm By KilgoreThere’s something very Japanese about the simplicity of the Tenga Egg. To put it in literary terms, if you think of the Flip Hole, Tenga’s hi-tech masturbation sleeve, as a meticulously designed epic novel on the scale of Ulysses or Gravity’s...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 11:57am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyUnless you went to an extremely enlightened school, chances are you learned how to put on a condom either by trial and error or from a partner. We suggest you try our way—there may be a tip or two in here you haven't hit on yet. The first and...
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Monday, November 30, 2009 - 12:42pm By ThumperA professor of mine once said: Masturbation is like procrastination, 'cause all you’re doing is fucking yourself. And though we sometimes revel in these favorite of skills, at times it is best that we hold off on our personal habits in order to...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009 - 7:00pm By Mr. K and Ms. KWe were very pleased to receive this harness in the mail. Mrs. K almost immediately put it on to find out how it fit, though of course, we washed it first as the directions stated. When it finally dried, it was really comfortable and easy to...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 4:24pm By KilgoreWhen it comes to sticking my cock into contraptions of molded plastic or rubber, I am entirely a virgin. I have zilch experience with masturbation sleeves, Fleshlights, inflatable dolls, or—God help me—Realdolls. If I suddenly found...
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Friday, October 9, 2009 - 11:05am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyMy boyfriend was doing something reeeeally interesting to my balls—and suddenly I had this agonizing pain my right one and it won't go away. Ok. Unlike a broken dick, this is an emergency. Testicular torsion is a twist in one of the cords that...
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Thursday, October 1, 2009 - 4:44pm By Tim McElreavyYou kind of have to be in the mood to sample exotic foods, not to mention a little adventurous. But what if those strange delicacies are also good for you—improving, say, your complexion or your circulation? The menu at the Guolizhuang...
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009 - 2:22pm By Tim McElreavyRumors and speculation have run rampant for weeks about what the next move for Levi Johnston, gadfly and stud to the Palin family, will do next. He has reportedly been kicking around Hollywood of late, considering a variety of offers that will help...
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Friday, August 28, 2009 - 10:07am By Charles Moser and Janet HardyThere were supposed to be three of us in that bed – her, me, and my erection. Only two of us showed up. And she probably told you that that it happens to all men sometimes, didn’t she? Well, she may not be absolutely right- somewhere there’s...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 - 11:09am By Margaret WadeSoft penises are delightful in many ways, and they have their uses even for those of us who nearly always experience them firsthand in their firmer state. But the fact of the matter is that, through all the many, many centuries of phallus worship,...
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Monday, August 17, 2009 - 9:20am By Perv PanelI have become so tired of hearing men comment, or even directly ask, how their penis rates in size to other men's penises. I hate being put in the position again and again to have to answer that question. I am not a size queen, and actually think...
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