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Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, February 5, 2010 - 10:07am
We've had fun writing this column, and we hope you've had fun reading it. But as a result, we haven't really had an opportunity to talk about the kind of disasters that aren't even slightly...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, January 29, 2010 - 10:24am
This column includes specific help for some of the commoner problems that come up (or don’t) during sex. But we can’t possibly list every single sexual dysfunction (pain during sex, lack of sexual...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, January 22, 2010 - 10:19am
It makes a tent pole under the sheets when the alarm goes off in the morning, but when you want it, it's disappeared: erections are tantalizing and frustrating phenomena. One source we looked at...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, January 15, 2010 - 10:31am
We asked a bunch of our friends to describe sex-related activities that seemed so simple that they'd never had the courage to admit they didn't know how to do them. One gentleman friend said, with...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, January 8, 2010 - 11:07am
Menstruation’s a little mysterious even to us, and one of us does it and the other one went to medical school to learn about it. But between the two of us, we have a fair amount of information to...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Saturday, December 26, 2009 - 10:57am
Unless you went to an extremely enlightened school, chances are you learned how to put on a condom either by trial and error or from a partner. We suggest you try our way—there may be a tip or two in...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, December 18, 2009 - 10:46am
For answers on sex toy cleaning, we turned to our pal Frank Strana, founder/director of Scarlet Letter Services and a premier safer-sex educator. "The easiest way to ensure that your sex toys don't...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, December 11, 2009 - 10:53am
Well, let's start out by saying that one of us wrote a whole book about this (Health Care Without Shame: A Handbook for the Sexually Diverse and Their Caregivers), and that if you're gay, lesbian, bi...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, December 4, 2009 - 9:51am
Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff: How to Shave Your Genitals A lot of people try this... once. Most, after a week of insane itching, rashes, and/or ingrown hairs, write it off as a...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, November 27, 2009 - 10:37am
I had sex last night, and this morning I had a herpes outbreak. Could I have infected my partner? What can I do about it? Well, yes, you could have. For years, physicians didn't know if someone who...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, November 20, 2009 - 10:40am
Oh no! I forgot to take my birth control pill! Well, let's see. Today's Friday. When was the last time you took your pill? If it was Wednesday, you only missed one pill. Take the one you missed right...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, November 13, 2009 - 9:18am
The earth moved. No, it wasn't an orgasm. I mean the earth moved! Neither of us has ever been in flagrante during a quake—which, given that we both live in San Francisco, probably tells you something...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, November 6, 2009 - 10:54am
The sex went fine. But now I've got this nasty itchy rash. Well, this could be a number of things. Most likely is that you're mildly allergic to either the condoms or the lube. It's less likely, but...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, October 30, 2009 - 9:42am
The first date was OK, but not all that great, and I didn't want to go out with her again. But now I'm getting all these emails and phone messages... At some point—and it sounds like it might be...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, October 23, 2009 - 9:44am
I was right on the edge... and my vibrator quit. Please, please, please, I want my vibrator back! This is pretty typical of the way electrical toys give up the ghost, says Uncle Abdul, author of...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, October 16, 2009 - 8:48am
She came. She screamed. She passed out. Fainting during orgasm, or orgasmic syncope, is one of those things that happens more often in porn than in reality. But it does happen in reality. Usually it'...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, October 9, 2009 - 10:05am
My boyfriend was doing something reeeeally interesting to my balls—and suddenly I had this agonizing pain my right one and it won't go away. Ok. Unlike a broken dick, this is an emergency. Testicular...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, October 2, 2009 - 8:49am
Owowowowowow! Vaginal penetration hurts me! This condition is called dyspareunia, which means "painful intercourse." An old doctor's joke has it that "dyspareunia is better than no pareunia at all,"...
Charles Moser and Janet Hardy, Friday, September 25, 2009 - 9:02am
I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure who the father is. You're definitely not alone: DNA studies by paternity labs across the U.S. show that at least 10% of kids are not the child of the man officially...