Andrea Nemerson, Monday, July 20, 2009 - 1:01pm
There was a time when my husband and I thought we might sacrifice a goat. We'd been spending a lot of time camping in the desert sun, and I think we might have boiled our head. We'd also been...
Andrea Nemerson, Monday, June 1, 2009 - 1:46pm
For those who have been reading here since the introduction of the term "vulva guilt," an update: my daughter seems completely unconflicted about both her genitals themselves and the proper...
Andrea Nemerson, Wednesday, May 6, 2009 - 4:10pm
"Have you got two balls? Yes, you do! Two balls! One in each hand! What nice balls!" croons my friend Constance to her son, sniggering only silently, and probably again while transcribing...
Andrea Nemerson, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 12:11pm
"Oh, we're not having sex," said my friend S. when I asked about the state of the love life post-baby. "We made a decision to put the baby front & center while Beth was in med school and...
Andrea Nemerson, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 9:00am
Saturday Night Live did not invent the term "mom jeans," but they sure popularized it. While I knew they'd run a "mom jeans" mockummercial, I was initially afraid to watch it...
Andrea Nemerson, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 - 11:00am
“For cryin’ out loud its a BREAST. A mammary gland designed to FEED INFANTS, not titillate the perves who would twist this story into something its not.”
… So...
Andrea Nemerson, Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 2:25pm
My son has eyes like two sparkling spring-fed pools nestled in the lush forest that is his... face.
Oops, sorry. I can see that's not going to work.
They really are unusually beautiful eyes, though:...
