Amy Marsh, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 - 10:34am
We hear an awful lot about “cougars” these days: rapacious older women sucking the sexual marrow from hapless young men. And of course the older man/younger woman “thang” provides reliable fodder...
Eve Minax, Tuesday, March 9, 2010 - 2:54pm
From the privacy of her dungeon or office, Cleo Dubois offers consultations to a wide range of individuals and couples of all genders and sexual orientations. She provides a gentle initiation to...
Marty Klein, Saturday, March 6, 2010 - 1:25pm
Each year, Sexual Intelligence Awards™ honor individuals and organizations which challenge the sexual fear, unrealistic expectations, and government hypocrisy that undermine love, sex, and...
Asher Bauer, Friday, March 5, 2010 - 2:56pm
Good morning, class. Today’s column is a lesson in vocabulary. I’ll be talking about my favorite prefix in the world, a short, sweet, sexy little combination of three letters: “cis.” Pronounced...
Midori, Friday, March 5, 2010 - 2:02pm
As spring nears and Easter closes in on us, our minds happily turn to things rising from the dead. And thus to Zombies—as Zombies are such a vernal motif for so many of us.
In the spirit of...
Marty Klein, Saturday, February 20, 2010 - 10:35am
What’s wrong with Tiger Woods?
Three words: I. Don’t. Know.
For weeks I’ve been flooded with media inquiries, all focused on Tiger’s alleged sex addiction. I’ve become the go-to guy when...
Marty Klein, Friday, February 19, 2010 - 1:23pm
Yes, their commitment to excellence is inspiring, their tenacity is beyond comprehension, their personal stories are (occasionally) fascinating. And there’s that whole agony-of-defeat thing...
Asher Bauer, Friday, February 19, 2010 - 1:22pm
I can’t remember quite how old I was when I first watched The Naked Civil Servant, a biopic about the extraordinary Quentin Crisp (played by the incomparable John Hurt). I do remember that it...
Midori, Friday, February 19, 2010 - 11:56am
Now that you've polished up your babe-magnet online profile, as suggested in Part One, it's time to meet those hot women and get closer to making your fantasy a reality.
First Contact:
You're...
Megan Andelloux, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 - 2:05pm
When I stopped working for youth-focused sex education, I thought the political bullshit would be left far behind me. I thought that by working with adults, I would finally be able to speak openly...
Amy Marsh, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 - 11:54am
A box of tissues and a capacious wastebasket—these are essential tools of my trade, second only to my cell phone and laptop. Handing out tissues is part of my job. People cry. I encourage them....
Eve Minax, Tuesday, February 16, 2010 - 6:28pm
Will Smith has said on numerous occasions that he is completely devoted to his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith (with whom he has two children—the eldest boy named Jaden after mommy, not daddy). He has also...
Marty Klein, Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 7:10pm
I don’t expect to have sex on Valentine’s Day. Neither should you.
It’s OK if it happens, of course; I just don’t expect it.
My patients have shown me over and over that expectations like...
Amy Marsh, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - 11:11am
Baristas take note. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes contains a recipe for “Cappuccino de Semi” (also referred to as “Cappuccino de Seme”). The author says, “Mixing the semen...
Marty Klein, Friday, February 5, 2010 - 5:39pm
…I gotta say I’m kinda confused. OK, I’m peeved.
When I think of what you people put me through after the 2004 Superbowl, I shiver—and not in a good way.
That ½-second shot of me during...
Midori, Friday, February 5, 2010 - 12:05pm
A deep crimson-colored soundproof room with a bed large enough for six, every imaginable bondage furniture and more than enough space to swing a cat... How's that for a lunch break get-away in the...
Asher Bauer, Friday, February 5, 2010 - 11:46am
Nina is the most punk rock person I know, but I didn’t think so when I first met her. I thought she was musically and culturally naïve, with her Hot Topic skinny jeans and devotion to Green Day....
Eve Minax, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 - 6:10pm
Mistress Eve Minax recently welcomed friend and colleague Miss Jaeleen to her parlor to discuss a specific style of kinky massage called Bondassage, which she created. Miss Jaeleen shares her...
Marty Klein, Monday, February 1, 2010 - 8:07pm
You’ve heard about the recent Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission. Overturning the heart of the McCain-Feingold Act, the Court said that corporate donations to...
